Sam Lane

he/him 🦏 If I’m tweeting then I’m probably tweeting about what I’m watching. All my hot takes are out of date.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Update: I now have the 2nd highest video under the #PegHim tag on Tiktok.

This is my legacy.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

My current crowning achievement on Tiktok is having the 4th highest video under the #PegHim tag.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

I keep mishearing Cyclops when he says “The professor never trained quitters” with “the professor never trained queers” and I think it’s hilarious because all I think to myself is “well Scott, he definitely did”.

#MarvelRivals

[Masters of the Universe @mastersmovie]

Fabulous Magic Powers. Masters of the Universe - now playing only in theaters. Get tickets now.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Could have been a nugget, could have been a contender, could have been somebody.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Someone needs to make sure Vivacious gets to be on tv every year.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Season 2 of #Bridgerton has the most yearning specifically because Antony and Kate don’t actually kiss until episode 6. Which as I am rewatching feels so rewarding.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Actually wild, because I just realised it’s been so long since Daphne was in #Bridgerton that Phoebe Dynevor has never been in the same season as Hannah Dodd.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

It’s actually a travesty that India Amarteifio isn’t literally in everything because I’m watching Queen Charlotte and she is astonishing.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Ok, Elsa’s white coat is cunty as fuck.

And is unfortunately cuntier than pretty much anything Emma has…

#MarvelRivals

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Catching up with the Percy Jackson series and honestly, Walker Scobell and maybe even more so Leah Sava Jeffries are clearly generational talent.

Like, she’s 16 and there’s maturity and subtlety in her performance that’s so compelling and skilled. Iconic.

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Apologies, I’m obviously drunk in the club, but also the south Asian woman had a phenomenal dress and Shabana Azeez is a legend worth referencing

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

In Shabana Azeez‘s Australia I compliment south Asian girls dresses in the gay clubs!

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

lol, obviously the second one I witnessed was @ladygaga

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Here’s how I know @ChappellRoan is a gay icon.
Currently at a circuit party in Melbourne and the first time these queers have sang along is when a Pink Pony Club/Girls Just wanna Have fun mash up started playing.
We’re all f*gs at the Pink Pony club darling

[🐇 @C0WBOYLIKEME]

the children yearn for 22 episode seasons

[Steven @StevenTnyc]

Galactus: I want your baby

Sue Storm:
#FantasticFour

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

Honestly, I am so excited by the idea that the #FantasticFour are getting to be in the spotlight and are having this moment.

[PaulDrawsArt 🎄 @PaulDrawsArt]

A fox and some spiky guys

[Sam Lane @samwiselane]

I’m often the fattest guy out in the gay clubs when I go out and the thing I have to hold onto is knowing that most of these skinny boys wouldn’t be half as confident as I am if they had by body lol.