Samantha Helland

Honestly... my dog is my life.

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

I might not be everything you ever wanted, but I'll always be more than you deserve

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

Erick Fedde had a 7-4 record on a 27-81 team. I don’t think people realize how impressive that actually is.

Thank you king @ErickFedde.

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

It’s the Buffalo skyline @gordonbeckham

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

Top 5 things I hate about life: putting a Netflix movie on to fall asleep to, end up loving it, but can never find it again. 🥹 #ICry

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

@hanoliviaaa love this mem for us

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

Reminders that you have the greatest friends in this world: #gratefulforyou

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

@hanoliviaaa Feeling attacked as I just came back…

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

T-1 Day till THUNDA

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

@kaselynn16 I was referring to the second part, not the first. #rudeasallhell

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

@kaselynn16 FU HOE

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

*gets off FaceTime with SHARON and suddenly wonder if she loves me more than @hanoliviaaa does*

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

D just got yelled at for FaceTiming (talking) to me at the gym. Oh

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

Murphs only sleeps in bed with me when I’m gone during the night and honestly... I don’t deserve his beautiful soul.

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

“You were born with a gift...being related to me” -Jason 😑

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

@hanoliviaaa Like it was causal when it WASN’T!

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

@hanoliviaaa #mems

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

Tis the season of being hungover Thursday’s #Volleyball

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

Carrot cake Hershey kisses are 🔥

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

Real talk, when is @Wendys bringing back their spicy nugs? Asking for a friend.

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

So many cute old people always at the gym, I could stay here all day

[Samantha Helland @samwittle]

I’d rather kill myself