Sam Wormser

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

YouTube por Google https://t.co/aKiPbBdKvV

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

I don’t understand when people don’t start bagging their own groceries

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

@maiivz DO. IT. Also why do you have 144 unread texts 😂🤯

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

@maiivz YOURE LYING!!!!!!!

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

YIKES 😡 In-N-Out Burger chain donates $25,000 to GOP https://t.co/6t7NaAcrT0

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

Thought process @ Coachella: how long until I can put my hair in a bun atop my head 🤔

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

@_sophiapollock You're on fire

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

@_sophiapollock How excited were you to post this

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

😢 https://t.co/vbmGqXaWrS

[The Associated Press @AP]

Stephen Hawking, best-known theoretical physicist of his time, has died at 76. https://t.co/Aqkz63tIPQ

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It’s #InternationalWomensDay. There was a time not long ago that women couldn’t vote, or open credit cards without their husband’s signature, or compete in the Olympics, or do their jobs without being harassed. That time is up. #TimesUp

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

A La Jolla housewife just got out of her car to tell at me over parking - have I made it??

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

Think I could buy a small private island with the number of missed class charges I've incurred with ClassPass 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

@_sophiapollock Glossier

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

If this isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen I don't know what is https://t.co/9fzWWZ0Ipx

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

We're here. We're queer. Get used to it. @Adaripp #Olympics #OpeningCeremony

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

A Gazelle entered a shop in the state of Colorado. The owner decided to give him some chocolate and biscuits. He left and half an hour later he came back bringing his entire family.

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

Don't understand the wow factor of wine glasses that can hold a full bottle, like just drink more than 1 glass or from the bottle

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

What Top Digital Marketers Want This Christmas https://t.co/zBQD8hk2bU via @pwrdigmarketing

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

Listens to Pocahontas soundtrack ONE TIME, shows up on top Spotify songs of 2017 playlist 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sam Wormser @samwormser]

Oh wait we elected trump, why am I surprised