Samantha Coulter

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

It’s a real roll of the dice, when your boss says something to you 3 times and you didn’t hear him any of those times so you just laugh.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

REMINDER: In 2018, Trump fired the entire US pandemic response team.

These were the experts with decades of experience dealing with precisely the kind of situation we are in today.

Trump did not replace them.

He eliminated the positions.

https://t.co/ftbQJ57PnL

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

That has to be in the context of “Lots of Love” right? 🧐

[Ken Kal @KenKalDRW]

Getting ready to bring you all the action tonight from 80 degree Tampa, Florida. LOL...

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

Trubisky vs. Driskell is the canned cranberry sauce vs. creamed spinach of Thanksgiving matchups.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willo. She likes to awoo while she eats. Tonight’s meal was worthy of a gentler, but perhaps more meaningful, second awoo. 13/10

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

😂

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

@chriswitczak 😂

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

This made me happy. Hope it makes you feel the same way. <3

[Seth Davis @SethDavisHoops]

I can’t get this song out of my head

[Wolfgang Ort-Meyer @TTG__CB]

Duh bitch aint no fuckin air under water

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

“If you are a hipster, you don’t want to be a hipster. If you are not a hipster then you want to be a hipster” -my mom explaining hipsters to my dad

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

You know the country’s not in a good place when people start learning how the government works.

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

Is it too much to ask to have the entire calorie content on a bottle of wine? #iwannaknowificaneat #ihatemath

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

Hear me out. Olympic sport where you swim a bit, get out (no towel) plug in a blow dryer, blow dry your hair, climb a rock wall, make and eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich... no milk. #Olympics #livingdangerous #idwatchthat #nowimhungry💁🏻

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

He's speed, he's grace. He's a healthy @Dylanlarkin39 #LGRW 🐙❤️ https://t.co/D6C7Ibuver

[NHL @NHL]

Not only is it a shorthanded 2-on-1, it's a game-winner for the @DetroitRedWings. https://t.co/css1peTkGW

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

#lifegoals https://t.co/FEii1gCoys

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Mariah Carey already has her Christmas tree up
https://t.co/vQvWTv0l9s

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

I don't understand how people can still say they voted for him on purpose. #disgraceful https://t.co/eynnqznQnZ

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Trump tweets attack on San Juan mayor's "poor leadership" and says "they want everything to be done for them" https://t.co/lf3gyckePL

[City of Detroit @CityofDetroit]

The countdown to the #AmazonHQ2 application deadline starts now. We're in it to win it. #AmazonDetroit

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

Cold bananas are 1000 times better than room temperature bananas. #quoteme #youknowitstrue #coldbananas #noneofthesearehashtags

[Samantha Coulter @Samwow1992]

Amazon just tricked me into picking the longer shipping time. #whyisthatanoption #ugh. #standardvsprime #they'rebothfuckingfree