Sam

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[London Free Press @LFPress]

A @McMasterU study has found that adults over age 50 who experience mild or moderate COVID-19 are at increased risk of worsening mobility and physical function, even in the absence of hospitalization for the virus - via @healthing_ca

#healthing https://t.co/knJOmShUM7

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

u think ur a bad bitch and then you fall asleep for 4 hours on a tuesday afternoon

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

10 year challenge? yeah, it has been. thank you for noticing.

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

starting a text with lmao but then also ending the text with lmao and having to decide where the lmao is more serviceable

[Ontario Ministry of Health @ONThealth]

Download your enhanced vaccine certificate with official QR code. It’s easy and a more convenient way to verify proof of vaccination.

You can use a printed or digital copy. Valid personal ID is required to confirm identity.

https://t.co/aiQW22Uwm3

[miss moss ball 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 @rissaoffline]

“i don’t mind lockdown because i love staying in” if i dont socialize regularly my brain shuts off and i become a self hating goblin

[Sam @samwrks]

@InstagramComms it would be nice if you could pick a few users to be the name you see in the “liked by _____ & others” section under pictures. For me, It’s always an old friends sister or a guy I ghosted 5 years ago. TIA❤️

[sarah @heavenbrat]

“i always feel sleepy when im with you” thats ur inner child feeling safe bae

[🌻BI-FURIOUS HYENA🌻 @PhlashDark]

No The Fuck We Don't

[Onyi Udeh 🎨🚀 @CEOnChairman]

“Those who shy away from addressing the elephant in the room are doomed to carry the weight of it.”

[natalie @american_sicko]

Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

[Riley @cuterileyyy]

treating a girl right is not simping

[Sam @samwrks]

When my dad was going out to bars in his 20s, he used to tell women that he was the guy who put 2 scoops of raisins in every box. Worked like a charm (so he says)😂