Sam

He/Him || Zip ties high 5s and good vibes

[Sam @samxxsn]

Women have astrology. Men have Optimus Prime speaking over “What I’ve Done” by Linkin Park

[The Timeless Traveler @TimelessTrvlr]

There was a 40 year period in history when samurai, pirates, and cowboys all technically existed at the same time.

[✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit]

if this ain’t undeniable proof that the director plays the games, then I don’t know what is

[SONAR EVENT @sonarevent_]

Patient zeros when they see an airport

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Dua Lipa:

“I am willing to take backlash over support for the Palestinian cause. I don’t care if I’m harassed, blacklisted, or denied work opportunities… the cause is bigger than me.”

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Josh Allen is an NFL MVP with a sense of humor straight out of a fraternity GroupMe

[sofia (she/her) @allaboutthem3ts]

honestly this is disgusting and the academy should be ashamed that they let her go up there and spew that shit, young and vulnerable kids are going to see this and think that it’s okay to be an eagles fan

[natalia✴️🍊☁️ @sublimeriot]

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma
me during the mesozoic era:

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Me coming out the bathroom after throwing up and hearing “who wants more shots?”

[dua lipa crave @addictionlipa]

THANK YOU ALBANIA

[Kate @tinaturnacorner]

Matt and Trey after getting $1 billion and gathering everyone to make a South Park episode in under 48 hours

[elina 🔮 🍉 @bogwitchbooks]

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

[Qui-Gon Jim @jimbojd4]

Dawg the first time I saw this I was legitimately crying

[That REDACTED Guy @REDACTEDSpider]

Spidey: Shit, I'm out of web fluid

Frank:

[Sam @samxxsn]

@momento_debruh2 Yared and I have held the line we will run some back again