Sam Bendoritis

In my spare time I enjoy French psychedelic rock and rasin bread

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I just wanna be one of those people who bikes around campus

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CBC Radio-3 gives me joy

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"Your man bun makes me want to put my hair in a man bun" thanks Rob @robynbendoritis

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All I want in my life right now is a new spice rack #notsexual

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@ActuallyAmDolan @C_and_H @samy_bee

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Verdict on the first month of second year nursing: I never. Ever. Want to be over the age of 65.

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Death to people who listen to loud horrible music on public transit. This is a bus, not an underground rap club

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Jokes on the person stalking me at century park b/c I forgot where I parked

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There's a special place in hell for the people who ruin the death of characters in TV shows

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@OaklyP I literally just deleted someone off Facebook because of this

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TO THE PEOPLE WHO DONT BELIEVE IN VACCINATIONS: NATURAL SELECTION IS COMING 4 U

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How to parallel park:
1) park somewhere else

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Nothing is more depressing than setting your alarm for 5:32 on the long weekend

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I think Peru sounds like a great idea

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You know you live in rural Alberta when you come home and your yard is literally filled with cows

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@kdaysyeg I WANNA MEET ARKELLSSSSSS #kdays

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"You do not need pasta"
-me talking to myself at 12:07am

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Furniture shopping on kijiji makes me want to become homeless

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I'm pretty sure the only times I come on Twitter are when I'm either drunk or in a lecture

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Run away with me, it'll all make sense