Samy Licht

Sommelier de ibuprofeno.

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@tziporito @diegohead_ Tal cual. El Covadonga se puso 5.

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@tziporito @diegohead_ Cada uno se pone las estrellas que quiere. Qué tenés que opinar vos. Fijate boca.

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@AnanaHelado @GustavoUltrapop @CDMandiyu Pffff

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@tziporito @diegohead_ Andá vos!

[Fernando Tocho @nandotocho]

Murió a los 77 años Carlos Alberto "El Indio" Solari. Lo informaron fuentes policiales hace instantes. Fue en Ituzaingó.

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@diegoelman Con lo único que no va el hummus es con el dulce de batata.

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@AnanaHelado Es científica?

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@AnanaHelado Andá vos

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@Jorge_Hirsch @FabianWaldman Tiene cara de boludo y es boludo. Armó el combo.

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El Holy Shit desde el campo. @acdc @RiverPlate

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ BREAKING: Chuck Norris has died.

Details: https://t.co/CCetWaSXUg

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I’d like to thank Javier Bardumby for last night at the Oscars for STANDING UP for ALL THE WOMEN who have been BEATEN, RAPED and MURDERED by the Evil Egyptian Mullahs who hijacked Iran for 47 years!
Wait… you mean he DIDN’T do that?!
Did ANY Hollywood Starlet stand up for the Women in Iran?
No one did?!
Wow!

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

Iranians are celebrating the confirmation that Ayatollah Khamenei was successfully eliminated.

No one is celebrating death.

They are celebrating that they finally, finally have the chance to live.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

BREAKING:

In Tehran, people are cheering and celebrating amid reports of Khamenei's death.

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@Jorge_Hirsch @berlich Rengo de mierda.

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Miranda es el Pimpinela de los jóvenes.

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@robsmithireland De Boca y pelotudo. No falla.

[David Gilmour @davidgilmour]

Every word demonstrably true

[VULGA @vulgarcite]

El es Miqueas Martínez Secchi, el médico que pidió cortarle la yugular a los judíos.
Acaba de ser suspendido y será sumariado. NO NOS OLVIDEMOS DE SU CARA, ES UN TIPO PELIGROSO.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you claim to support human rights yet can’t bring yourself to show solidarity with those fighting for their liberty in Iran, you’ve revealed yourself. You don’t give a damn about people being oppressed and brutalised so long as it’s being done by the enemies of your enemies.