Sam Sweet

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[Lexie @lexie_russell_]

I’m big sad #TheBachelorette

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

All these people bragging about decorating for Halloween early, but did you have a real spider claim your entire living room shelf? Creating webs throughout your decor and living between your wedding book and some candles?

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@GggirlMary @thebachelwhore It’s okay.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

How many Bluey episodes have made you cry?
Me? > 5

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@pillbugvs Did it taste like soap?!

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@0livejews

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

I apologize to everyone for my daughter’s future accent. I think I’m talking cute baby talk to her but I really just sound like Linda from bobs burgers.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

RIP Sweetpie #PuppyBowl2024

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

This is probably the third time I’ve woken up at 5:30 and literally have to question weather it’s am or pm. Having a newborn is wild.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

To all the people who told me I wouldn’t be able to breast feed after I got a boob job.

Well guess what I can do?!

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

I just tried to join my towns mom fb page and I got denied and the reason was “must be female”. I literally have a baby inside of me what?!

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@optimum just can’t give us the service we pay for and their costumer service does nothing about it.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

These pregnancy dreams are real. I keep having recurring dreams about going to Taco Bell.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

My mom asked me if I want to use the photos for my grandmas funeral where I was “goth.” It’s called emo, mom, and it wasn’t a phase.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

Nj is my birthday candle.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@theashleyray Still got the 💍

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

Came home from work to my cat puking off the stairs onto my Xbox controllers. Happy Thursday.

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@itsspelledgregg @manfro Hmmm I think they do some gardening..

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@0livejews

[Sam Sweet @samysweett]

@pillbugvs I want to see the lock lol