Samzipan

[Samzipan @samzipanzi]

On countdown until @RoyalNavy brings Andy safely home from 6 month deployed! #9weeksand2days

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@Daveay7 I don't know why people get offended by other people's preferences. As long as they're not being predatory, grooming or using manipulation let people make their own mistakes. What I want will be different to someone else and that's totally fine. Let people live.

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@mcelpmqop @Argentina @afa Can someone translate what they are saying please?

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@oursbrunbrun @MeghansMole Every woman is different. I puffed up like a balloon in my legs but face and nose were fine

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@wingo699884 @INTERIORPORN1 My 5 year old sleeps from 7-7/8 every single night and has done since very small. I put it down to co sleeping since she was a newborn

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@GormezOlsaydik Is that mum ok? He would have been on his ass with my foot in his face for even grabbing my child's face let alone the slap my god

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@Thinklikebutter Imagine dating a guy and he shows you his pride and joy...his mosquito graveyard murder book

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@xxx12____ The bride pulled the mothers hand in to cut the cake

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@bigolmtwn Omg yesssss

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@SPostingSpeeds @kahlo_carmen Ah well I hope they know how you feel about them and sorry you feel that way!

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@SPostingSpeeds @kahlo_carmen I see you haven't met many women 😂😂

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@elainesim28 Literally ruined the best ice cream ever

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@SteamerDreams If you're gambler watching this your chances of this happening are very SLIM. These streamers have a different RTP than a normal gambler

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@JebraFaushay Listen I get it, I'd need a helicopter rescue after 1km which is why I don't go hiking 😆

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@MILLENNIALGORL Health aside, the consistency of that can't be nice surely? I can't imagine anything I'd enjoy less than eating pure butter 🤮🤮

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@JUSTcatmeme This made me clench my pelvic floor for dear life

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@bigolmtwn Girl stop fast spinning I beg you

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@Fun_Viral_Vids2 I can totally appreciate the humour but untrustworthy people come in male & female. Teach young girls (and boys) to have a strong sense of selfworth and be aware of potential dangers/red flags etc. It's a careful balance between being careful who you trust and building huge walls

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@Rainmaker1973 Best intro to a series ever made! I had it as our wedding song for signing the register 😆😆