Sam

wake me up when I’m rich

[Sam @samzmoore]

“Twitter is where you say words”-Nikki

[Sam @samzmoore]

@savbrads Salted Muse -Orebella

[Sam @samzmoore]

@GamewithDave Zoo tycoon

[kenny @kendillywilly]

back in my day you could buy cigarettes when you were 18

[Sam @samzmoore]

@cashewrising @Andy Preachhhhhhh

[Karthik @misanthrope_13]

Highs: Didn't kms
Lows: Didn't kms

[pey @PeytonChorvat]

Happy new years! What’s your New Year’s resolution?

[Sam @samzmoore]

@earlygirl__ Your outs are my ins 🫠

[Sam @samzmoore]

Meet my pride and joy: honeydew smoothie

[໊ @buffys]

normalize naming your children after something you love

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

liking other girls pictures while you have a whole girlfriend is not cool & it has nothing to do with her being insecure or anything.. no one wants to hear "oh yeah her man likes my story all the time" that’s so embarrassing & you shouldn’t put your girl in a situation like that.

[Sam @samzmoore]

Please for the sake of my sanity use f Usernames that are easily searchable how I’m gonna find u a _badcoolddnfhdibejd

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I don't think I've seen a better example of an animal smiling in my life.

[Sam @samzmoore]

Spencer Pratt eating a burrito on the beach to the Enya song is the only thing keeping me going atm

[Sam @samzmoore]

@adrianasmojito The animals were terrified what the actual fuck is wrong with people thinking this scene was funny? It should have been on the cutting floor

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The perfect job doesn't exi-

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How I’m going to bed tonight with no TikTok

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

A helpful list and guide to Old #RHONY’s Christmas / Berserkshire episodes 🎁

[Case @Cactuscali1991]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[Sam @samzmoore]

@PeytonChorvat @Amy__A_ Dude IKNOW

[yyy @yx3io]

just accidentally closed a tab i've had been meaning to read for the past 2 years