Life is fucking electric bro. Don’t fall for the doomer shit. Thats for losers and normies scared of their own shadows. Walk around like God sent you and smile at everyone you see. Spread light and abundance. Build things and take chances. This is the best time in history!
So we let the Chicago Bulls front office build a roster.
- No one over 6’10
- 10 point guards
- 1 promising young player
- 0 1st round picks received for all our good players
- Took everyone else’s trash off their hands
-No Giannis
-Patrick Williams still on my team
-Everyone traded
-No first round picks
-72 Guards on my team
-AK is my GM
-Bulls have the worst roster in the NBA
I’ll see yall in August man it’s been fun🫶🏽
ROUND 1, 3 AND 5 TO PEREIRA
DAMAGE WINS FIGHTS
YOU DONT WIN CHAMPIONSHIP FIGHTS BY HOLDING PEOPLE UP AGAINST THE CAGE LIKE A GIANT UGLY INBRED COUSIN FUCKING GNOME
Let's see if you do though, up to the judges #UFC313