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[ֆǟռ ➐SZN @sancho07300]

#Bac2021 les terminales quand ils vont avoir leurs bacs sans rien réviser durant toute l’année

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

99, 97, 92 points without cheating.

The greatest manager EVER.

[BRK🇫🇷 @brk_4k]

Alain Soral était tellement fou mmmmdrr ( il dit rien de faux )

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

▪️ Mainz had never reached the Bundesliga. Klopp took them there.

▪️ Dortmund had waited almost a decade for a Bundesliga title and 16 years for another Champions League final. Klopp won back-to-back league titles and took BVB to Wembley.

▪️ Liverpool had waited 30 years to become champions of England and 14 years to win another Champions League. Klopp delivered BOTH.

▪️ Now Germany have turned to him.

12 years without a World Cup. 30 years without a European Championship.

🗣️ Klopp: “Successful football can change a country.”

“I want playing for the national team to feel really special again.”

The mission is clear: restore Germany to the summit of world football.

His biggest challenge yet begins now. 🇩🇪🔥

[Aissê🇲🇱 @A_isee25]

Quand tu commence à étudier la religion c’est là que tu t’en rend compte que tu connais RIENNNNN

[Blue @BlueDaBeDee]

Tu vas bosser l'essence elle est à 3€, y a pas de taff, quand t'as la chance d'avoir un 35h t'es payé au SMIC. L'immobilier a augmenté donc tu payes un loyer hors de prix, l'électricité est toujours aussi chère, tu te chauffes plus, tu fais des machines à 00h pour les heures

[Dom✨ @footy_road]

Liverpool's next 5: Man City, Arsenal, Brighton, Brentford, Bournemouth.

Two title rivals and the Bermuda Triangle

[🥷🏼 @CouScouse9]

Il a connu les déplacements à Hoffenhein, Cologne, Elche et compagnie il vivait sa best life et maintenant il découvre des équipes comme Brentford qui lui collent 3-0 sec avec leur coach sur le point de se transformer en SSJ1 il comprend pas

[Mamba🐍 @Mamba0206]

Elle a essayé de faire un banquier sur son terrain mmdrrr

[𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒔 @nugss_]

“Tottenham haven’t scored a goal in 4 matches”

Liverpool tonight:

[Dan Boogs @dankoogs]

Switching teams is one of the lowest things you can do as a man.

If you can change a football team you’re capable of snaking anything and anyone I swear down.

[Amine 😞🌧 @AmineMaTue]

DEUX CLIOS 6 NEUVES À GAGNER 😎

La 1ère voiture : RT ce tweet et je tire au sort une personne qui gagne la Clio parmi les retweets.

La 2ème voiture : ce soir 20h je live quelque part dehors en Île De France. Le premier qui me trouve je cut le live et il gagne la voiture.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Liverpool fans too funny. You watch that horror pivot of Szoboszlai and Gravenberch and it’s Wirtz you guys are attacking

[BMS | Shadow @ShadowYgo]

J’ai travaillé à IKEA un été, le jour où un mec est venu acheter un canapé en scooter j’ai su qu’il fallait continuer les études mdr

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

“And the Ballon d’Or winner is… Michael Olise!”

Olise:

[21🇨🇲 @LouufaS]

Je ne vais jamais désinstaller cette application 😭😭

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

3 UCL Finals in 5 years

[CARLITOO @la_salamanca4]

@retraitea11ans De fou ! Rien que le simple fait que l’ange qui se trouve à notre gauche retient sa plume durant six heures lorsque l’on commet un péché ! Si on regrette et demande le pardon d'ALLAH,alors l’ange range sa plume et n'écrit rien ! sinon il écrit juste une seule mauvaise action.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I heard someone say, satan got adam and eve to fix their eyes on one tree when god had already given them an entire garden, think about that. The enemy didn't have to convince them that they had nothing. He just had to make them forget everything that they already had. And he still, till this day, uses the same strategy. He gets us to focus on relationships we don't have, the job that we don't have, the opportunity we don't have, the healing we haven't seen yet. Meanwhile, we are blind to the countless prayers god has already answered. Gratitude isn't pretending you don't want more, it's refusing to let what you don't have make you forget the goodness of god that's already surrounding you.

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The fact that you can’t check into a hotel until 4pm when the day is basically over but have to check out by 10am the next morning should honestly be illegal.

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.