Not Me

God is the greatest🙏🏾
The Kenyan Scouser.
Born a red,will die red🔴
Jurgener believer✊🏾
#YNWA

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

Are you supporting Argentina? 🇦🇷💬

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

“They said my hat-trick has scattered everywhere. Maybe I should switch to scoring a brace and 3 assists.”

“A brace and 3 assists? That's more evil!”

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Mzae amenipigia tukaongea 7seconds,,leo nayo amekua na story mingi mamae😂😂💔💔

[ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ @AndyAndy]

Nilisare ku engage dumbass tweets comparing Messi to anyone. There's levels to this shit and nobody comes close.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Even as a kid i chose Lionel Messi as my GOAT. This proves that i always had good decision making skills😁🤷🏽‍♂️

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Wamama itabidii mmengoja hadi July 20 world cup ikiisha ndo tunaweza fikiria kama tutawatch hiyo Polygamist.

Saa hii hatuna time ya kusoma subtitles za watu wanaclick click na Messi anawekea sisi Hate watchers Hat Trick.

[jo @notafan_jo]

my mom's first time watching messi play and she keeps asking if his teammates even do anything 😭😭

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bro saw Haaland & Mbappe score a brace and said “kids sit down”. Damn

[Jayden™ @SirGlavan_]

Yani Messi akiguza ball something dangerous happens,

This man is the danger

[𝓹 🇦🇷 @Dboyypraise]

Honestly bro I don't even know how I'd be feeling if I don't choose Messi as my GOAT. So bad I think 😭😭😭

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

my daughter’s gonna be mad as hell when I name her lionel messi 😭😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Damn Messi what a goal wtf

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Sources close to the striker play down reports about Darwin Nunez return to Liverpool this summer.

🎥➕ https://t.co/3PEgqIE4VY

[Not Me @sanchole07]

@ngumaa__ @weehmzeee 😂😂💀

[The Anfield Wrap @TheAnfieldWrap]

Happy Birthday, Mo Salah 🇪🇬👑

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Football teams za huko ocha hazikosangi jamaa anaitwa Kante ama Pogba. Hao hukuwa wayaaa

[Not Me @sanchole07]

@Nubianmistress1 We will retire 😂

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

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#FIFAWorldCup

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

World Cup starts tomorrow! 🏆