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I’m a writer. she/her. I’ll go viral one of these days for some dumb shit

[M @sandalmiler]

me when I always take my coworkers shifts and they never take mine lol

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Cold-hearted ants leave a friend behind.

[M @sandalmiler]

@archivdob @TynesTrending

[Brian Baez @MentallyDivine]

This ad……………. 🤯

[M @sandalmiler]

@1EntreProNegro @TynesTrending 😂😂😂😂

[M @sandalmiler]

@sleepyearthing Or like you can’t hold it in so you let a little bit out for like 5 min in the bathroom and then splash your face with cold water but you still didn’t get it out of your system completely

[M @sandalmiler]

@sabinethegem Purple

[M @sandalmiler]

@whoislos__ @TynesTrending cowboy 😂😂😂

[M @sandalmiler]

@TynesTrending @gluntofficial 😂😂😂😂 might be taking it too@far

[M @sandalmiler]

@JAYVERSACE @TynesTrending the quote.. please tell me you thought of who I thought of 😂

[M @sandalmiler]

@TynesTrending @kissmykristy Literally 😂😂

[TRC 🤎 @TynesTrending]

😂😂😂 me, @kissmykristy, and @sandalmiler for sureee

[M @sandalmiler]

I have never seen this whole thing I am rolling 😭😭😭😭

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

can someone please send me this full video

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i never thought of this before

[M @sandalmiler]

First to view my story all weekend and no text back is crazyyyyy 😒🥴

[M @sandalmiler]

Double patron lime juice and sprite

[maddie @maddiebogan]

I wish I could carry my cats around with me everywhere I went like a mother kangaroo.

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Arguably the most beautiful jump in cat history

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i would delete twitter and never come back if i were him

[M @sandalmiler]

@realljas Our music class and our library was in trailers in elementary cause they were supposed to be building on to our school lol