Dr. Sandeep Dikshit

I'm not actually the Indian politician with the ridiculous name. It seemed funny at the time. It's still pretty funny.

[Dr. Sandeep Dikshit @sandeepdik]

@vinrambone @yacineMTB Have you tried "LOL 👍"

[Dr. Sandeep Dikshit @sandeepdik]

@yacineMTB It's so much worse than you even imagine.

One "founder" sent me an AI generated email with all sorts of inaccuracies.

I said "we don't do any of that".

They defended the email by saying they told claude we did.

[Dr. Sandeep Dikshit @sandeepdik]

@SkyTheViking Depending on the slope of the hill I bet I can make you chase all sorts of things.

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@SilentSt0rmX Have you considered such classics as "Stop it!" "Oh no" or "You're gonna hurt yourself"

I call my dog "dog" most of the time.

[Dr. Sandeep Dikshit @sandeepdik]

@USSGoodGirl I just put bags of frozen vegetable at the front and hope for the best.

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@pebkac101 @lalovestrump This comment would make him very mad, if he could read.

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@HandyGingerGal Gotta be fake. She's not stopping 100 pounds of cheese like that.

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@USSGoodGirl @Variety I'm going to make an AI version of your account.

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@oh_its_surra It's different based on model, but you can look up how to hard reset it. It's usually unplug it, hold some buttons and plug it back in or something.

[Dr. Sandeep Dikshit @sandeepdik]

When black people cut their really long dreads do they donate them to people with cancer like white people do when they cut their long hair?

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@JonnyMicro Hello potion seller, I am going into battle and need your strongest potions.

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@pebkac101 @ChefGruel How to turn a dumpy homebrew store into $1B.

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@JonnyMicro I don't even know what it is. I'm just gonna let it all blow over like I did with thigh gap.

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@alphafox The cheapest one the engineer approved. I'm not admiring the studs in my walls.

[Dr. Sandeep Dikshit @sandeepdik]

@BigDickBarclay I have a unit for upstairs and one for downstairs. Turning the upstairs fan on would just blow warm air around.

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@Buckley376 @PGATUOR @DonnyRoss1872 Maybe he's like a lobster and only one of his claws is enormous.

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@Buckley376 @MoMohler "Hey, the shitter's out of snacks!"

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@WriteGrlProbs How DARE you!

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@JonnyMicro He's not bluffing, people.