CJ Sander

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Tom Brady formation! Congratulations Tampa Bay Buccaneers!!!! UNREAL!!!

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

My phone is been on vibrate for so long, I don’t even know what my ringtone is anymore.

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

How many haha=😂 anyways?

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Buying a 2 wheel drive truck is like buying A Ouija board with no ouija

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

The only time people put their phones down at restaurants is when they are food shows up

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

My neck is sore

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Why do you have a chain on your wallet? you’re broke.

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Giving directions to women, head south 5 miles then head west 3/4 of a mile, I’ll be on the north. Or for shot 👇🏻5 miles then 👈🏻 3/4 mile👆🏻

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Cowboys vs Eagles

[La Familia Q @wdfnervous]

@dariusrucker eat your heart out! #MiamiDolphins #MiamiMiracle @Tito305Sports ✊🏽

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Am I the only one that thinks Post Malone could make a Christmas song actually sound good?

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Holy fuck! I almost hit a ghost, good thing they’re not real

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Season 3 of F is For Family premieres November 30th on @netflix!!

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Hey #82 at B-dubs has a fine ass

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Dreams are free and forgettable, so choose wisely

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Who calls the cops when 2 drunks crash into each other? Nobody! because no one wants to go to jail

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

Thanks Hawaii for reminding me how awesome lava is. I'd feel bad but you guys don't have winters

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

You know you have social problems when you check your Facebook messenger and immediately leave when you see people you don't want to talk to

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday, powder your balls, roll up your sleeves and get ready to let these motherfuckers know that you're not fucking around today!

[CJ Sander @Sandercj32]

I know I'm guilty of this. But people need to stop sitting on their phones at restaurants. It's not that hard to have a conversation.