Hi everyone. If the Padres don’t beat the wagon that is the Milwaukee Brewers today, I will be chopping (snipping) off my micropenis. I hope that all other Padres fans will cut their micropenises off in solidarity with me. #Padres#Brewers
According to the Sports Business Journal, San Diego is the 18th best city in which to conduct sports business.
Ahead of San Francisco, Seattle, Philadelphia, New Orleans, St. Louis, Houston, and Denver.
So why does San Diego only have 1 major Professional Sports team?
Mr. Grant I’ll do anything for your signature! The only problem is, my entire body is tattooed. The only place that isn’t is my penis… you think you could help me out with that? From one Padres fan to another? #thepadreway#thankyou