Sandile Ntuli

Mpumalangan.
Gautengan.
South African.
Human.

[Malume @bozzie_t]

Some marketing basics.

[Sandile Ntuli @sandilecntuli]

@xolani494230360 @ItsSilindile @mmodiba10 Don't believe Xolani. He's known to be economical with the truth. This is not a court. It's my church: The Church of Our Lady of Benoni. Sunday services 08h00- 18h00.

[Engineer Faisal @PyeparFaisal]

The Indian police came up with this campaign to curb excessive honking in Mumbai 😂

[Scholarship for PhD @ScholarshipfPhd]

70 Interview Questions

[Sandile Ntuli @sandilecntuli]

The lies on #SkeemSaam ! Magongwa buys airtime for R 30 at Charles's spaza shop and he gets back R 20 change?
How? Make it make sense. The maths is not mathsing.
R 50 - R 30 airtime = R 19 change. If you know you know.

[Sandile Ntuli @sandilecntuli]

@GaytonMcK @OnsBaizaNie Why are you coming after @SizweDhlomo dude? If you'd listened to the show this morning you'd have realised that Sizwe was actually complimenting you. Yeah, sure, you don't need anyone to compliment you, but it's refreshing to hear that some broadcasters are balanced.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This video will forever live rent free in my mind

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

How many of our SMART devices are listening to our conversations...?

[Ndlombango ka Tomase. @Ndlombango]

@TheRealClementM South Africans who reduced the ANC to below 50% in May 2024 should be celebrated. If the ANC was still above the 50% threshold that 2% was gonna be shoved down our throats. And they would justify it till 2029. In 2029 let’s do better.

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Changes - 2Pac feat. Talent (1998)

[bstrat515 👑💛 @bstrat515]

Sonette Ehlers, a medical technician from South Africa, developed the product. When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”

More Context:
Rape-Axe or Rapex, was designed by South African inventor Sonette Ehlers. She introduced it in the early 2000s as a way to combat the high incidence of rape in South Africa. The device is worn internally by the woman like a tampon, and if an attacker attempts sexual intercourse, the device clamps down onto the penis with barbed hooks, causing significant pain and potentially capturing the attacker's DNA. The device has to be surgically removed, ideally leading to the attacker's arrest and prosecution.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

In 2005, a medical technician invented Rapex to help prevent rape in South Africa. It resembles a female condom with sharp teeth. Any man who attempts to rape a woman impales himself on the teeth and must go to hospital to have the device removed

[Clement Manyathela @TheRealClementM]

I MET @Adele ON MY BIRTHDAY. WTF. GOD IS FREAKEN GOOD!

[LOVE @coolunkle]

She said “come to South Africa” y’all she did that for us!!! 😭😭😭😭🥺🥺

[Pro Tips @duso4me]

The gas in my house started lasting 6 months after the gas man taught me this.

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[Clement Manyathela @TheRealClementM]

WHAT???!!!!

[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

🇿🇦 One of worst mass killers in South Africa’s history is free from prison - and is finally ready to speak.

Thirty years since his atrocities, his victims are still fighting for closure and justice.

#BBCAfricaEye investigates.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Burger King used traffic jams to become Mexico's #1 app.