Sand

We're called Sand.
We like:
Improv. Friends. Sandwiches. Kitties.

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Come see Sand and Uncle Tom Foolery at Midnight this Friday at the DeMaat Theatre. Sand will be debuting and closing the form, "Us Town!"

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Should I go with charmander or geodude?

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Starting this Friday at midnight; Sand and Uncle Tom Foolery cracking some improv at the DeMaat theatre! We're the king crabs of comedy!

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How do you get to be friends with Cee-Lo Green?

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I follow the train tracks. Where will it lead me to? I hope to find a damsel but I am sure I will only find a train station.

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@ComedySportzChi #185snakes go: But we've Ser-PENT our money here before!

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@ComedySportzChi #185snakes say, "May I asp why not?"

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This is great! RT @jay_olson #Improv therapy for cognative disorders. http://nyti.ms/bGfekd (@gglasstheatre)

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If beards equaled power, Thomas would be a head of state.

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#todolistzacefron "Convince Mom that I'm neither of the guys in Twilight."

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@ComedySportzChi #todolistzacefron "Tell Vanessa about my true love: the sea."

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Happy birthday, Sam Elliot! Nobody does a mustache like you! Maybe Thomas... http://tinyurl.com/fgsor http://tinyurl.com/yernkgn

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Under a willow tree, the creep lurks, waiting to be released. In the DaMaat theatre, laughs lurk to be had. Fridays @12am; 9/3, 9/17, 9/24!

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It's a beautiful day to ride a bike! Too bad Thomas can't ride one...

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Happy birthday, Julia Weiss!!!

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Spaghetti for breakfast!!!

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Sean Penn & Robin Wright calling it quits for real... I thought those kids would make it.

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Nick: Emma Watson cut her hair! Scotty: Who?

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On this day in 1861, the U.S. Army abolished flogging. Sorry, sadomasochistic Union soldiers...

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Nick's Favorite Part of Today: eating leftover tacos from Sand dinner. Mmm... tacos...