Sandi Norrell

Bloom where you're planted

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@REMASCULATE Seinfeld

[Kristen @Kica333]

I miss whatever age I was when I used to sleep through the entire night without waking up.

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

Yes

[Ron Wright @ronsterd89]

Does anyone still use a paper calendar and actually write plans on the dates?

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

Hello @CARFAXinc …how long does it take for one of your resolution peeps to answer multiple emails regarding a claim that I submitted earlier this week?

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Dear apple can we PLEASE create folders for our pictures and when I move them I don’t want them in two locations. PLEASEEEEE?!

[Alice Smith @TheAliceSmith]

My basic principle is: If you’re an adult, have whatever lifestyle you want, under the law. Just don’t force me to fund it, celebrate it, consent to it, participate in it, learn about it, or take the consequences for it.

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

Isn't it funny that big pharma has a pill for everything but a cure for nothing?!

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@ClayTravis The Kennesaw State turnaround from last year to this year is pretty dang impressive too. #hootyhoo

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@catturd2 How ‘bout them Dawgs!!

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

I stopped adding cream and sugar to my coffee for 2 weeks and here's what I noticed ...

I don't actually like coffee, I like the cream and sugar.

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@BuzzPatterson @CrackerBarrel The one in Cartersville, GA does!

[Kristen @Kica333]

I miss whatever age I was when I was able to sleep through the whole night without waking up.

[Lance Gooden @Lancegooden]

You have to be:

- 16 to drive
- ⁠18 to join the military
- ⁠21 to drink alcohol

But Democrats believe 5 year olds can decide to have life-altering sex change surgery.

It’s sickening.

[Kennesaw State University @kennesawstate]

So proud of KSU alum Grill Master Matthew for winning the inaugural #Wienie500! 🌭🏁

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@TomiLahren It’s a toss up between cleaning the shower and mopping floors.

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@PGATUOR Egg salad sandwich and sweet tea for me, please. So good!

[💰. @moneychas8nya]

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy cuz they had us in the hallway face down ass up

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@WatchChad If they are in the Atlanta area, that percentage is much less. Service here has been so bad the last few months.

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@Super70sSports I’m using one today. 😊

[Sandi Norrell @SandiNorrell]

@WhiskeyRiff Larry Fleet, Cody Jinks, Frank Foster