gotten too snack happy with my lunchbox lately lol. "Oh this fits into my macros nicely!"-ed my way into having more things to eat than they give me break time at work.
I love the discovery story too. An old grandpa finds what he thinks is an abandoned kitten on the side of the road and feeds it noodles and eggs for a year before realizing, โhey tilcayo, Youre not growing into a housecat, youโre just a little guy. I better tell Scienceโ
I love using the phrase "vice versa". Fuck you. I'm not saying all that again in reverse.
Big shoutout to etcetera too. What am I, the listing things fairy? Use your imagination.