ساندرا

[ساندرا @sandraapaw_]

Your miracle money will locate you this week🎈

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐓𝐅 𝐆𝐔𝐘 🇪🇸 @jamiuxxiv]

Pot covers when you try to steal meat at night

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

excellent use of freewill

[Panther @EugeneDoe]

“One may ask” - A Ghanaian delivering a presentation

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

why tf does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Melvin tweets🇬🇭 @mel4l_]

When the class prefect has already added dp to my name in the names of talkative and is still telling me to keep quiet

[leelee 🇵🇹 @liliisntit]

siblings when you’re on a call and you tell them they’re making noise:

[Piibou @Piiibouu]

Le salaire de Juin est déjà fini. On est le 25 mai

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[Aman @AmanHasNoName_2]

why does linkedin need such a giant office what do they even do 😭

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

Going through life with a signature I made when I was 16.

[rea💕 @ellaaaaaarrr]

Using face ID in the morning be like:

[Softboy @softboywin]

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

[Habibi 🧚 @justvkay]

Corporate is performance art. You push a document on time, flag risks in writing & in meetings. It gets ignored. 2 weeks later the exact risk materializes, everyone rushes to sign, then starts harassing you & it’s now your emergency. Somehow you should have warned louder.

[frankie gabagool 🤌 @beantownthot]

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop https://t.co/dYLxcU4FWA

[manna. @GeeManna]

“I’ve never taken leave” is not a flex. Wo bɛ wu o

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

“Don’t buy a car, it’s a depreciating asset.”

Brother, I myself am a depreciating asset. I won’t be here forever. Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

The easiest way to eradicate tardiness in the workplace is to pay people by the hour.

[Miles @C139999]

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept