Sandra

[Sandra @sandracvela]

@impaulinav

[Sandra @sandracvela]

@impaulinav What did she say about me? Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'We're literally standing here, heartbroken, in the house that Kobe Bryant built' — Alicia Keys and Boyz II Men gave this emotional performance to honor the late NBA star #Grammys

[Matt Dawson @SaintRPh]

Scary AF

[Sandra @sandracvela]

6 hours later and still no #PresidentialAlert ... So to anyone listening! In the future, if there are any missiles coming our way and/or any apocalypse scenarios, can someone just send me a quick message? I would like to know about my possible imminent death. Thanks!

[Sandra @sandracvela]

@bbbeckss11 Literally immediately after that line paulina and I looked at each other and pretend snapped

[Sandra @sandracvela]

@bbbeckss11 QUEEN ��

[Sandra @sandracvela]

Ink got all over my hand

Friend: Its the black spot

Me: *Wipes hands on shirts & spins

Everyone else: W...T...F...

Lesson of the story is to find your tv/movie reference soulmate. And just quote obscure lines from movies no one remembers and just weird out the normal people

[Sandra @sandracvela]

Professor: On the last quiz, there was this stupid answer. Someone put (answer)

His coworker: What?! Why would someone put that as an answer?

Friend: Haha that's hilarious

Me: Hahaha yeah... that was me

[Sandra @sandracvela]

Me: You just got to fake it until you make it

International Student: Wow, that's really smart

Me: Thank you

Intl Student: You should be a public speaker

Me: Thanks

Intl Student: Did you come up with that?

Me: Yeah............................
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[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

shrek is 17 today ....... the years really do start coming and they dont stop coming

[Sandra @sandracvela]

@pauivelasquez No, party like it's the end of the world

[Sandra @sandracvela]

@pauivelasquez I'm with Peyton on this one... NO

[Sandra @sandracvela]

I really could have used that extra hour to procrastinate more on my responsibilities #SpringForward

[Sandra @sandracvela]

If the two 12 year old girls thought I was going to stop dancing in my car after I saw them laughing at me, then they were mistaken

[Good Morning America @GMA]

After #Oscar win, 'Coco' director Lee Unkrich reserves "biggest thank you of all to the people of Mexico. 'Coco' would next exist without your endlessly beautiful culture and traditions." https://t.co/RPufw8NdEd #Oscars

[Disney•Pixar's Coco @pixarcoco]

Congratulations to the cast & crew #PixarCoco on their Academy Award for Best Animated Feature! #Oscars

[Sandra @sandracvela]

*On a row machine and friend comes up to me*
Friend: Do you know you look intimidating when you workout?

Me: Really?

Friend: Yeah, you have had this intense unwavering stare for the past 15 mins

Me: Oh! I'm watching Sherlock on that girl's treadmill screen