Sandra Salvador

I don’t Twitter often. I’m a campus minister at UTD and Richland College. I love llamas.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

what papi said 🫵

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

Back on here on this important day.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

This Land Is Your Land
This Land Is My Land
Don't be confused by the rocks that I got
I'm still im still Jenny from the Block

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

👏🏾 👏🏾

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Damn did Dave do this whole show stylized with his Chappelle Show formula? I just peeped he introduced the first sketch with a joke from the main stage. I hope they do this the whole show- just further shows he fully revolutionized sketch comedy

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Two things I've learned from @realDonaldTrump tonight.

1) He doesn't understand what the job of Vice President can and can't do.

2) He thinks Joe Biden was the Vice President for 47 years.

#Debates2020

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

"Proud Boys, stand back and stand by."

So when Trump is asked to condemn white supremacy he just asks them to take a break and get ready for further orders.

#Debates2020

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

He just refused to condemn white supremacy. Refused.

[Dallas College Richland Campus @richland_dc]

They say life comes at you fast, and the past few months have shown that to be true.

But @dallascollegetx, we say ambition is the path to success and the fact you’re here right now proves it. Best of luck 🍀 this semester, students! 👏🏽 We’re proud of you!

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

@dawnthebaptist @SarahMWorsham @Rica_Bee Dr. McElroy 😍😍

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

@jamrbn I’ve watched it three times. I still don’t know which one of them is my father.

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

I’m sorry, not selling sunglasses atm.

[TIME @TIME]

Bill Withers, writer and singer of “Lean On Me,” dies at 81 https://t.co/3bb1snTLO3

[KerryHowley @KerryHowley]

My son just asked me if I when I was little I had to stay inside for COVIDs 1 through 18

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

Will always love Stefon!

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

In the midst of #COVID19 this goes down. Interesting.

[CNN @CNN]

The Justice Department announced narco-terrorism and other criminal charges against Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and senior leaders from his government, in a move marking a modern low point in relations between the US and the ailing socialist state. https://t.co/JLQl4Hyx1L

[Sirak Asfaw @sirakisalive]

me in 2019: What do monks do in monasteries all day?

me in 2020: yes

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

Hahaha. Whattttt

[Sandra Salvador @sandraohmy]

Lolol. Or candy wrappers or old solid as a rock gum