sandra

not interested

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

I’ll take care of it

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

how it feels to notice everything but act stupid

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

kristi noem’s husband while she’s outside shooting dogs

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan

Security Guard:

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

i’m about to tip ANDREW $10… cause THAT’S HOW TF YOU DOOR DASH! 😂

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you finally go to church after 3 years

Pastor: There is a dev!l in our midst today

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

My laundry hamper is full again

[solé @layxsnv]

Yep the soap aisle is still full.. as I figured.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Got a raise and my take home pay decreased. REAGAN

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

the lambs:

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend

[CHIDINMA @cruisequeeeen]

Because I don't have any children. Next question.

[corb @awshuqs]

when they’re mean to Butters in South Park