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Sea route to Damascus

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Kumbe according to the Tobacco act of 2007, it is illegal to sell cigarettes as single stick!

Section 18 (1) states:

No person shall sell cigarettes except in a package containing at least ten cigarettes, or such other minimum number of cigarettes, not being less than ten, as may be prescribed.

Violating the provisions is a crime with a fine of upto Ksh. 50,000

The government can collect Ksh. 1B in month from this.

[Ruto James @RutoJames7113]

Canada is becoming one of the best countries. Some of my friends who moved there are making big moves, building mansions for their parents and even buying themselves cars, all within just one year.

[Muchogo Kariuki @muchogokariuki]

The biggest failure of the Luo community was Baba. 😂😂 They crafted better slogans, ran a stronger campaign, yet never managed to make him president.
Whether people like it or not, Kenya's electoral politics have long shown that no one reaches State House without significant Kikuyu support. That remains the political reality.

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

Busia governor Paul otuoma playing dirty politics with the lives of busia residents is insane, wantam for otuoma.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Someone has revealed that Ruto is doing massive voter registration in Kapchorwa in Uganda. When Oscar Sudi said “Isipojaa tutajaza” he meant this.

Somali votes plus Uganda votes and some Burundis

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Speaker Moses Wetangula forced to end his rally after his crowd erupted into SIFUNA! SIFUNA!

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

Thika road (50 kilometers)costed 32 billion. Nithi bridge (880 meters) is going to cost 7B.

Again I don’t know anything about construction. Somebody please explain.
At this point I’m just a Karen Nyamu or Sudi with free WiFi.

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

Aki siasa wewe, suddenly construction works in Ol Kalou Stadium is at a high speed. Watu wa Dikir what did you get during campaign period?

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Ukianza biashara ndogo usianze kuwekea watu paybill people will easily avoid coming to your shop because who does a two minute procedure to pay 20 bob?Paybill aches big businesses kama hardware

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Marriage is the only school where certificate is issued first then lessons later. Chesaa!!

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

He can't help it.

[Mwangî @archiemwas]

Nimepanda basi flani nikakaa hapo mbele na the driver is the loudest rudest man I’ve ever met and I thought to myself na makanga je ako vipi but you won’t believe who his makanga was

[I am Chege @_James041]

You know this country can make you sick.

You are taxed for owning a vehicle.

You are taxed 40% for every litre of petrol.

You are taxed 16% for spare parts.

The same people taxing you, loot your taxes and refuse to maintain roads.

Then suddenly, they want to charge you for mandatory inspection.

Make it make sense.

Wakili Charles Mugane, finyaa!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

LSK members have come out guns blazing, demanding answers over why their funds seem to be disappearing at a lightning speed. Kanjama, who has barely spent six months in office, is now facing allegations of engaging in clearing and forwarding of LSK funds. At this rate, even cargo at the Port of Mombasa might start asking Kanjama for logistics tips.

Some members argue that if the LSK President authorized or allowed members' subscriptions to be used to advance his personal religious beliefs, then he should seriously consider resigning. LSK is a professional body in a secular republic, not a church branch of Shakahola.

Members say they pay subscriptions to defend the rule of law and strengthen the legal profession,, not to become unwilling sponsors of religious events. If society funds were spent on the Red Mass without proper approval and transparency, then accountability must follow.

Leadership demands impartiality, respect for all beliefs, and responsible stewardship of members' resources. After all, members paid for legal representation, not a surprise offering they never consented to.

Buana going from Faith to Kanjama was the biggest downgrade LSK has ever gone. Hapo hakuna mtu kusema Ukweli. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

We cannot claim healthcare is doing fine when this is happening.

That Singapore dream should not even be a discussion.

Politicians should be sent home next year and elect leaders who will work for Kenyans.

No governor and MP deserve another term.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

OPINION: No soap can wash away June 25 from Kenya's national conscience

https://t.co/sOyR5Gat1e

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

RETURN OF ABDUCTIONS-Monday Daily Nation

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

While Nakuru governor was busy launching her multibillion hotel, Kenyans of good will decided to visit Nakuru PGH hospital to gift patient basic supplies.

Unfortunately, they were turned away.

If you can't fund hospitals with basic supplies what hurts you when Kenyans come together?

This is just sad.

Keep in mind in this hospital new born babies sleep on carton boxes.

I am sad man.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's counties added 199 unauthorised bank accounts in just three months, bringing the total to 6,585.

Makueni opened the most new accounts, while Kitui has the highest total number of unauthorised accounts.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

If we decided to protest so that the lowest paid police officer will earn 50k monthly,the same police would tear gas us.