So the three MCC members suspended for their behaviour in the Long Room are (and I kid you not)...
BartholomewFrinton-Smythe
Humphrey Wigbert-Porter
Quinten Breckenridge
They're just taking the piss now, aren't they? It's like a Monty Python sketch! 🤣#ENGvsAUS#Ashes23
@bytimbaker @ bytimbaker. Hmmmm. Me thinks the lad protests too much.
Ugg boots and a towel.
Your honour I submit this as a reason to close the border to Victoria again.
@bytimbaker That ain’t no towel. Duck n weave you may. Tassels n length = scarf.
No coming back ro Qld with that.
Use it as a dashboard mat up here. Or lose it down there.
Border Force will be angry if they see it.
@bytimbaker F me. Is that a scarf? Nooooooooooooooooooo. You’ve moved to Qld. Now you moan how cold it is down south, never ever donning their uniforms. You now must do the Qldnr thing and moan.
Wear a Mntn Designs Poofer Shacket.