Vaughan

[Vaughan @sandshoos]

@SarahHarri15389 Yeah baby

[Jack the Insider @JacktheInsider]

Fruit mince pies only days away from landfill where they belong.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

He's played this game before.. 🫡

Credit: 🎥 zone74loisirspaintball

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

THIS WINS THE DAY!!!! https://t.co/Lk2PJeFByd

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Love this device to help locate small dents...

[Sue💚 @SueTaylor_]

Anti and Ricky 💞
@RickyGervais #DutchBarn🍸

[Adam Hills @adamhillscomedy]

Imagine if the hashtag #ToxicMuskulinity started trending now…

[Vaughan @sandshoos]

@ThatBloke_Jesus He’s been giving me hell recently

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If I spend the rest of my life writing comedy I may never write something as funny as shouting “Get tae fuck, ya junkie” at an Orca:

[Rohan Connolly @rohan_connolly]

So the three MCC members suspended for their behaviour in the Long Room are (and I kid you not)...

BartholomewFrinton-Smythe
Humphrey Wigbert-Porter
Quinten Breckenridge

They're just taking the piss now, aren't they? It's like a Monty Python sketch! 🤣#ENGvsAUS #Ashes23

[Vaughan @sandshoos]

https://t.co/TFdMdgLSXu so true n hilarious

[Vaughan @sandshoos]

@bytimbaker @ bytimbaker. Hmmmm. Me thinks the lad protests too much.
Ugg boots and a towel.
Your honour I submit this as a reason to close the border to Victoria again.

[The Sage @SarkySage]

Last one 😂 Sound advice 🤓

[Vaughan @sandshoos]

@bytimbaker That ain’t no towel. Duck n weave you may. Tassels n length = scarf.
No coming back ro Qld with that.
Use it as a dashboard mat up here. Or lose it down there.
Border Force will be angry if they see it.

[Vaughan @sandshoos]

@bytimbaker F me. Is that a scarf? Nooooooooooooooooooo. You’ve moved to Qld. Now you moan how cold it is down south, never ever donning their uniforms. You now must do the Qldnr thing and moan.
Wear a Mntn Designs Poofer Shacket.

[The Feed SBS @TheFeedSBS]

So many options and so much conflicting health advice…how do you even pick the milk you drink?

Watch more comedy here: https://t.co/m2pIHTgmY0

[Ben Pennings @BenPennings]

As pertinent today as ever. The more things change...

#auspol #submarines

[GoPro @GoPro]

The '23 @mxgp season is officially underway 🏁 Hop onboard with @jeremyseewer91 + #GoProHERO11 Black Mini for highlights from the first stop in Patagonia.

#GoPro #GoProMoto #HyperSmooth #JS91 #Moto #MXGP #MX #MotoCross

[Vaughan @sandshoos]

@bytimbaker Ya gunna need to be selective now, no inland conferences unless it is at a wave pool.