Sam Stringer

one eye is dollar signs, one eye is safety

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

@MilpitasMonstro That was shocking after the first half an hour, well done United

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

United looking so disorganized, Villa must feel like they’re playing against a youth academy team. United are in crisis!

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

love reading the super sentimental comments on the Hotel California youtube video

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

can I write off the cost of drumsticks on my taxes even if I only make about $150 a year as a musician?

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

For every flower or swallow tattoo she has, he has a skull or snake

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

After doing so at the pizza kebab in Prague, I will now be taking my shirt off on this plane

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

I’m taking my shirt off at pizza kebab

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

@iiayaii210 @alexdeley @dabravanel Beaverton Hillsdale highway 4 life

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

Nothing has felt more out of place than listening to Bruce Springsteen while walking around Barcelona

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

You could have an indie mullet or you could have a punk mullet but either way you’re gonna look like shit

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

@spiritnght2 Sun city girls

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

@corythanson I wish you could have been a guest speaker for the business of music class I had to take

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

Sidney Poitier, the first Black actor to win the Best Actor Oscar, has died at 94. Poitier was barrier-breaking and an enduring inspiration who advanced US racial dialogue through his art. Few movie stars have had or will have the influence Poitier had both on and off screen.

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

who are you supposed to call when your neighbor is having a psychotic breakdown and you don't want them to get shot or arrested?

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

@Stoner_Control

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I bet John Mayer only listens to the studio version of Althea

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

I went to the doctor cuz I thought I had a nightshade allergy. He told me to try eating only in direct sunlight during the day

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

why has it been so hard for me to just be in a band that plays totally insane music nobody wants to listen to?

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

Found this great video of a goblin talking about Radiohead

[Sam Stringer @sandstriinger]

@hackstranger let me get my cymbals back