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[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

This from the woman who said she would stab Corbyn in the front…a shame this horrible woman didn’t lose her seat

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

"British politics has got caustic and nasty."

Labour's Jess Phillips fights back tears after she was booed by the audience in Birmingham Yardley.

Watch #C4BritainDecides NOW on @channel4 until 9am. #GeneralElection2024

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

@HKesvani @jesawyer

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

@BonerWizard

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

@FredTitmus @letitbeta @Gabriel_Pogrund I promise you, this way of talking makes you sound more stupid

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Wish I could be a newspaper columnist. Eye watering amounts of money to say the dumbest things ever printed. No facts, just rancid vibes ✨✨

[Samantha Smith @SamanthaTaghoy]

Jeremy Corbyn has never been on the right right side of history.

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

The guy in saltburn did nothing wrong

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Christ I thought I lived a pointless existence, imagine writing about this being your life lol

[Emily Ferguson @emilyinpalace]

Unconfirmed, but it looks as though Princess Charlotte is rewearing the same maroon coat dress she wore for last year's service

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Tories and their ilk are some of the most miserable cunts you’ll ever experience. Literally zero evidence that this policy is a net negative but god forbid anyone have more control over their lives or devalue office property…

[Lee Rowley @Lee4NED]

Part time work for full time pay has no place in local govt; taxpayers deserve Councils who treat their taxes with greater respect

Today, we have issued guidance against the so-called 4-day working week

Those few Councils adopting it are now on notice

https://t.co/lkh0UcLSIL

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Almost as if these two things aren’t the same

[Steven Edginton @StevenEdginton]

If this was the far-right marching outside the Labour conference with Nazi flags I suspect it might get a lot more attention...

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Hell yeah

[Venkataramana Reddy @tirumuru_87]

I have worked with Brits in the past. They are by far the laziest bunch (and I have worked with Greeks too). You cannot catch them after lunch on Friday. Forget getting hold of anyone after the 21st of December. They are a fairly miserable purposeless bunch just getting through life. No wonder their economy is stagnant and they blame the world for their problems. The only time I have seen a Brit who is full of beans is when they are 5 beers down in an unknown land with a football match coming up.

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Can’t believe we’ve been found out by Le Tissier smh

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

The time to speak is now. A communist takeover is slyly being implemented, they’re very clever but they don’t fool everyone. Good will triumph over evil 💪

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Selly Oak excellence

[⚒𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗿𝘂𝗻@𝘄𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗺⚒️ @chickenrunwhufc]

😂😂

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

You see a lot of things on Twitter, but this…this might be dumber than all QAnon, manosphere, anti-vax tweets combined. A breathtaking take in its idiocy, I am mildly in awe

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Even more reason to support the strikes thank you @RMTunion

[twickenham tweets @twickerati]

From Quins: "Harlequins confirm that due to the on-going industrial action by the RMT, the Club has been left with no option but to move the planned Big Game 14 event at Twickenham stadium on 27 December. Big Game 14 will now take place in early March & see a change of opposition

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Games gone

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

England fans made it through the World Cup with ZERO arrests for the first time EVER.

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Lol

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Brutal.

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Most heterosexual Frenchmen

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Journalist who did not do GCSE history

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

I support a MARSHALL plan for Russia:

Military defeat
Army abolished
Reparations to Ukr
Security guarantee for CEE
Hard punishment for war crimes
And
Let Oblasts chose independence
Liberate the prison of nations!

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Shittiest take on art

[aureleo sans 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @aureleos]

at least two award-nominated books this year are about v poor protagonists but are written by authors who were never poor.

appropriating poverty for accolades is disgusting & i don’t know why we don’t talk about this more.

[average salt and vinegar enjoyer @sandvenjoyer]

Nothing but respect for the real king here

[𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 @Loweline]

@thenoelmiller
local Scotsman disappearing to shadow realm after sending prince "Andrew f*** off back to England"