Prehistoric Lasagne

please be cool to each other He/Him

[Jen @JenResistedAGN]

Trump gave the ugliest Americans permission to bask in their racism, ignorance, and cruelty. They voted for him because of this, not in spite of it.

[zade @tyl0saur]

when people try to both sides israel it’s like do yall not know the settlers will literally hunt people for sport and then take their belongings and property

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

I really can't fully express the despair that comes with spending years recycling, using public transport, installing energy saving bulbs etc only for some tech cunt to release an app which uses the energy budget of a small country to generate AI cuck porn.

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

apparently yes!!!

[ValleyWitch ☽ @NINETIESWITCH]

There’s a microtrend of gay media where handsome men of color are paired with ain’t shit white protagonists who treat them like shit… Richie from Looking HBO is the poster boy for it

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

god i can’t wait to see this evil ass company crash and burn

[june ☘︎ @pootcolin]

charlie & gang

[Prehistoric Lasagne @sandwhichbird]

@iiiworldstar I was getting Seth McFarlane T, but Elliot slays

[Cres @Creseki]

Those rumors of Bluepoint remaking The Legend of Dragoon were hilarious as if they had a chance to top these water animations belinding into pre-rendered fields

This is what creativity on realistic art directions look like

[cee shady facts @ceeyoulaterrr]

She needed girlhood more than a fuckass relationship, oh I'm so sad rn

[Paladin Ashe @PaladinAshe]

I remember reading the novels in like late elementary school to late highschool and thinking Voldemort lacked sauce because his thing is he goes around casting the death spell at people. The books made the biggest deal about how evil he is, even having a gag about a book in the forbidden section of the library about "evil artifacts" puss out and say, "Horcruxes are too evil for even this evil book of evil things" when it's literally just phylacteries. His whole arsenal of awful is limited to, "lmao he uses the death spell...and phylacteries...and and...and he mind controls people? Can you believe that?"

Meanwhile, Umbridge gets two books to be that two-faced prim and propper old biddy from your neighborhood church group and PTA who nobody really likes, not even the priest or the principal, but everybody suffers because she's agonizingly involved in every bodies business, and than it turns out that it's all just a facade. You find out all the grotesque skeletons in her particular closet, all of them stuffed there in pursuit of clout and that there's really no sin or cruelty she wouldn't descend to if she could get away with it and it furthers her image publicly.

I guess you could summarize it this way.

Voldemort is a Saturday morning cartoon villain, written through the eyes of a school teacher who tacks nonsense on without realizing it just adds to the ridiculousness. Like, he's evil because he's a rape baby and therefore can't know love.

Meanwhile, Umbridge was in the Epstein files.

[helia @cIoudgf]

i know sephiroth is mad as hell that a 20 year old bartender is his biggest opp in every universe

[Tenny @TennyUnderscore]

always kind of wanted to see what this would look like

[gerf (fred) @achingkneejoint]

Scotty at the end of the season:

[Prehistoric Lasagne @sandwhichbird]

@Ukyonom @leonkisser67 Seperate ways remake? I also hate fighting that Pesanta. Or do you mean Re4 og? Cause I can’t remember og separate ways

[just isaac @headquarters_67]

she looks like she’s watching her figure for her new boyfriend