Haley Lake

Mostly me and whatever I'm cooking 🤍
Message me on my OF with "X sandwich_haley" for a surprise 👀👇

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Did I follow the recipe or did I just make it up as I went?

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Would you try a bite of this?

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@CultureCrave The statue looks angrier than I do when somebody sits in my seat at a movie theater

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@DiscussingFilm A cursed love triangle with a missing sea captain is still less drama than my group chat haha

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@crazyclips_ I hope she gets everything she wants too, my Christmas list is just socks and a new golf glove 😭

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Guess what I'm making before you swipe!

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@TheDunkCentral Ty Jerome is a 31% favorite and I’m a 0% favorite in my own fantasy league haha

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@crazyclips_ These birds figured out the free meal plan faster than I figured out my Costco membership

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@todayyearsold A whole crowd pushing the Bean to confuse tourists is the most organized I’ve ever seen Chicago be haha

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@crazyclips_ That little guy next to the giant white yacht is how I feel standing next to a guy with a Costco gold membership haha

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@DiscussingFilm That bottom photo is exactly how I look when I check my bank account after a weekend

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@todayyearsold Turning 25 and bending over with a hand on my knee after one flight of stairs is basically my whole personality now haha

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I love how I buy groceries with full intent to cook healthy meals, only to watch them slowly turn into science experiments in the crisper drawer.

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I have reached the point in the week where my main personality trait is just being perpetually exhausted..

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I just opened a bag of chips with the exact same level of focus and intensity as a surgeon performing open-heart surgery.😊

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@todayyearsold Someone poking the carpet with a vacuum wand to find a snake is a braver man than me, I’d just move out haha

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@PardonMyMeme Jets fans watching their GM talk to an offensive coordinator in a parking lot like it’s a first date

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@MemesOfCars TOTOYOTATA is how I say it after one too many drinks haha

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My brain has two modes: 1. Full panic mode over things that haven’t happened yet. 2. Complete apathy

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I’m not saying I’m bad at managing my time, but I just spent 20 minutes calculating how much sleep I’d get if I fell asleep rn..