Ms. Sandwiches

Nice Jewish girl, aspiring snuff film actress.

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

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[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

fuck it we ball
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[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

in need of a 9mm tongue piercing

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

Entire kitchen system is down, have to go back to 90s style handwritten tickets, and I'm working a double

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

me as fuck

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

today's shift is shaping up to be the biggest kill yourself hazard I've ever seen

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

Crumbs?

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

45

- 9 pages of James Joyce's Ulysses eaten
- 6 times been run over by a Range Rover
- 60 Super Bowls
- 18 snake bites, self administered
- 7 visits to the Museum of Science and Industry Replica Silent Film Nickelodeon

[Tania🏳️‍⚧️ @TaniaDtribeiro]

34

-2 romantic relationships
-6 situationships
-4 tattoos
-2 piercings now , I’ve had 5 in total
-0 dogs
-4 cats
-7(?)Surgeries
-1 job
-1000 heartbreaks
-1 broken bone
-1 move

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

Gophers will inherit the Senate.

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

I'm always saying this

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

Thinking about starting recreational Tylenol.

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

Getting my tracheotomy done at Claire's

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

matchmaking team autobalancing
(4 men in my family, 2 women at the time)

[Natalie Amelia 🏳️‍⚧️ @umbralbnuuy]

screw it, why are YOU trans? for me, it was years of repression and watching barbie that cracked my egg

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

Disembodied partially decayed deer skull I found in the park just told me the full date and details of how I will die horrifically

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

@espressobaddie

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

- Job: Did not get.
- Self: Going to be killed.
- Pussy: Never eaten.

[Ms. Sandwiches @sandwichmoder]

@espressobaddie Yeah I've got this stupid ass penis

[granola's @Granola_ALT]

brutally murdered a family of 4 out of spite and now the cops say they have a warrant for my arrest

[Joanfates @LadybugAbridge]

“Someone hates this song”