sandy

mors ante Infiam

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

Peak 1980s Berlusconi

[sandy @sandy__sweeney]

Magnifique, the French have captured something 😪

[Adrian Thomas @AdrianThomas90]

Trainspotting montre implicitement les conséquences désastreuses du thatchérisme : la désindustrialisation sauvage de l’Écosse, la brutalisation des syndicats et le chômage de masse ont laissé la jeunesse ouvrière locale désœuvrée, déclassée socialement et vulnérable à la drogue.

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

A wee swally!!🍺👍

[Defence Nuclear Enterprise @DNE_mod]

HMS Agamemnon is the 6th Royal Navy vessel to bear the name.

The 1st was commanded by Nelson and regarded his favourite ship.

Oak from the forest used to build the orginial Agamemnon has been used for the new boat's battle-honours board, connecting centuries of naval heritage.

[Grimsby Town F.C. @officialgtfc]

Sweens! 💪

#GTFC

[sandy @sandy__sweeney]

@NigellaStrawson Strawsalihns… please my DM’s are open

[sandy @sandy__sweeney]

@NigellaStrawson please 💘

[@FPLPriceChanges @FPLPriceChanges]

Wood rising soon. Potentially tonight.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

#uever wake up n the middle of da night and think about a girl u like or startin to like and sit at da edge of the bed n say damn i want her

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

‘Harold cyng, oðer here gelende on Engla land’

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

in the front seat of the uber while gang chops it up in the back

[Johnny boy @TrademarkLAS]

You will never be as cool as Val Kilmer in Heat.

[sandy @sandy__sweeney]

They are called ‘pepes ricebox tranche opportunities’ PTRO’s…. CDO’s ‘colonels derivative opportunities’ are old news.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[sandy @sandy__sweeney]

Sneaky flex

[Andrew Rice @AndrewRiceGolf]

@LukeKerrDineen A big part of golf is luck - good or bad. I once made a hole in one aiming at the center of the green. The pin was front left.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

.@LukeTheNuke180 it was an honor, wishing you the best of luck. You have the Green Light, Dale!

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

“They’re gonna go nuts when he hits this thing…” 😮‍💨

Happy Phoenix Open week!