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[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@econetzimbabwe why am l being asked to send my ID to some whatsapp number before the 6th, either that or l risk being disconnected from the network.

[Thabani Mpofu @adv_fulcrum]

Rutendo alleges that Kuda Tagwirei interfered with efforts to procure the removal of sanctions on Mnangagwa and his wife. If that claim is true, then the treachery involved would be extraordinary, especially given that Tagwirei is a Mnangagwa boy.

I cannot say where the truth lies in these allegations. ZANU PF people are evil. ZANU PF people lie. ZANU PF people are disloyal and lack probity. Anything is possible. What I can say, with certainty, is what the law requires.

If Rutendo is lying, then he has defamed Tagwirei in a manner that cannot be brushed aside. It’s not political talk but malicious slander. He must be held to account and can be sued in our courts even if he is not in the country.

If, however, he is telling the truth, then Tagwirei’s conduct is assuredly treasonous, laying aside for once the small matter of it being in breach of the Patriotic “Act”.

Either way, the law must take its course, and it must do so against whoever is guilty. This cannot be business as usual.

If Rutendo is in the wrong, Tagwirei must move decisively to clear his name. He has no option. If Tagwirei is in the wrong, then the alleged commission of treason is not something to be waved away; Zimbabweans would have every right to demand criminal accountability.

Makunyiwe.

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

Guys someone is looking for their child , please if you have any information …

Retweet until he is found 🙏🏽,He was last seen in Chitungwiza

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

I want to thank Zimbabwean dancehall star Winky D for the very insightful message in his new song, Chivanhu.

He touches on a serious topic that I have advanced on this page for years, respecting our past, respecting our ancestors, and refusing to be held hostage by foreign religions brought to us through colonial rule and missionary indoctrination.

A people who do not understand their past, who embrace other people’s ancestors while disowning their own, and who disparage their history are bound to struggle. Africa continues to face challenges because many of the things we consider important are not rooted in our own history, culture, and experiences.

You cannot be more Muslim than Muhammad, and you cannot be more Christian than the people among whom Christianity first emerged. Part of the success of the Chinese, whom Winky D references in his song, has been their authenticity, confidence in their own civilisation, and belief in themselves.

I am not a Christian because I hate Christianity. I am not a Christian because I do not believe my identity can be rooted in a foreign religion whose foundations were built by other people’s ancestors while requiring me to disconnect from my own.

Every people who have risen and prospered have done so by understanding who they are, where they come from, and what values define them. Self-respect begins with knowing your own story before seeking validation in someone else’s.

Winky D has truly matured into an artist who does not follow the wind, but has become the wind itself, the one that others follow.

Consummate artists do not chase narratives, they shape them. They do not merely reflect society, they challenge it, provoke thought, and help direct the national conversation towards issues that matter.
That is what separates entertainers from cultural icons. The greatest artists leave a lasting imprint on the conscience of a nation.

Well done to Winky D and his team for producing work that stimulates thought and encourages introspection. More life to Gaffa Nation.

https://t.co/gmcPGJRtNM

[ZimLive @zimlive]

A bombshell audio circulated today of what appears to be a private conversation between a journalist and the preacher, Apostle Batsirai Java. Java, who has since denied it’s him on the audio, is heard recounting details of a recent conversation with his brother, Passion Java, the self-styled prophet.

Batsirai reveals that Passion recently had a sit-down with the controversial businessman Kudakwashe Tagwirei, who disclosed his grand business plans. Tagwirei, according to Batsirai, told another preacher Emmanuel Makandiwa: “I’m the next president of Zimbabwe.”

There is a lot, lot more.

Take a listen 👇🏽

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@ChaseSupport l need assistance to access my US account its asking me to contact administration. I can not make a direct call because l am in another continent .

[Fadzayi Mahere🇿🇼 @advocatemahere]

🔸This is possibly the most beautiful thing you’ll see on the internet today. #FeelGoodZim🇿🇼

[King Jay🇿🇼 @KingJayZim]

Ndiye nhayi? The lady behind those dreaded messages on @econetzimbabwe network.

"The number you have dialled is not available right now,please try again later" ,and "You have insufficient credit to make this call".
Nxaaa! Hahahahahaha, lovely voice though.

Loice. The second generation of "Masalad" ,"Masalala" tsitsitsitsitsi

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@GwatiMbama @sam_dzivah @FBCHoldings Not true, l went all the way to the bank because l thought l had been overcharged on an international transfer, l was told tuma different breakdown and it all came up to 5%.

[ᴀʀᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘʜʏꜱɪQᴜᴇ @Artofphysique_]

Your organs are begging you to STOP… but you keep ignoring them. ⚠️

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@freemanchari @christendai52 this dance is familiar 🤣🤣

[Arthur Karungi❤️ @KarungiArthur]

Drawing is okay, crocheting is fine, but being able to to crochet a picture!!!!
What kind of talent is this and how did she know she could this?🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. Mad talent this is.

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@twitgameboy He will show up

[Clarence Mwale @MwaleClarence]

Here is a Step-by-Step documentation process to export fresh produce from Zimbabwe.

1. Register with AMA which is the national authority that regulates marketing of Agric products in Zimbabwe.

2. Next step is to apply for an Export permit with MoLAWRR at Ngungunyana building, 1 Borrowdale Rd.

3. Next, apply for a Phytosanitary certificate issued by Plant Quarantine Services.

4. Complete CD1 Form at your Commercial Bank. This is an exchange control requirement with the RBZ.

5. Process your Bill of Entry with ZIMRA at Kurima House

6. Markets will require certification to minimum GLOBALG.A.P. and SMETA, and compulsory MRL testing

It’s not an easy process

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@urbanponds101 Oh yeah!!!! Picked some and made good jam

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@BigEyeUG @christendai52

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@urbanponds101

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@CollenGwebu @christendai52 l know someone who is capable of doing this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Chipochashe @sandy_chipo]

@urbanponds101

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 China has built a 50m-tall inflatable dome over a construction site in Jinan to protect the surroundings from dust and noise.