Sandesh Singh

Figuring out my 20’s @Mumbai | Wannabe mysterious airport guy | @iitjodhpur | Quant/Strats

[Sandesh Singh @Sandy_exe]

It’s been three years, and nostalgia is making me wish for the same burgers and the same problems.

[Sandesh Singh @Sandy_exe]

First Friday night after work, had McD with the college guys. Is this adult life?

[Sandesh Singh @Sandy_exe]

The lion has stopped bothering to bring an umbrella along. The rain may wet the body, but the soul has learned to dance in it.
Besides, umbrellas are for people with plans.

[effectfully @effectfully]

Every guy has that one girl who drifts in and out of his life, toys with his feelings, then vanishes.

Mine is Jane Street.

[Ben @Financialtailor]

This is unfair, they're taxing my unrealized gainz.

[Kouros @apollipino]

It's such a vulnerable experience to show your barber a photo of an obviously way hotter person, basically begging them to help you look like *that*

[Sandesh Singh @Sandy_exe]

You know the vacation was good when weeks later sand randomly still falls out from the pockets of your shorts.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Perpetual Procrastinator @Akshay01shukla]

KKR is best team to follow as neutral. Full on chaotic franchise, no one knows what to do n how to do, somehow won the trophy thrice so they believe they know how to win it, even though they cannot explain how.
Plus, u never know how the same team will perform next season, irrespective of previous year's performance.
Add to it, every year, you just don't know which KKR turn up.
It's like a baby waking up in the morning and deciding ur day based upon his mood....
Absolute fun to watch if it's not ur baby

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Sandesh Singh @Sandy_exe]

What is my twitter algo even cooking

[Sandesh Singh @Sandy_exe]

Insta saved posts: Efficient workout tips
Twitter saved posts: ESCAPE THE PERMANENT UNDERCLASS RN

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[michael @themichaeltbh]

Todays to do list:

-Walk on thin ice

-Make matters worse

-Judge a book by its cover

-Bark up the wrong tree

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[ceres @0xCE7E5]

if you're so smart why aren't you having fun

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

“Expecting an algorithmic description to instantiate the quality it maps is like expecting the mathematical formula of gravity to physically exert weight.”

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.