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Haskell, compilers, mental decay

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@enjojoyy ok here we go
https://t.co/yAJczkFCRu

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Ok, I'll elaborate.

Human mind is marvelous and very few people explore what it's capable of.

If you strain it hard enough, you can find yourself in the deepest pits and on the highest tops.

Ever focused so long and so hard that every single thought becomes physically painful regardless of its content?

Ever became capable of inducing higher-than-orgasm-level pleasure at will and for prolonged periods of time?

Ever learned lucid dreaming well enough to be able to terraform a planet with your mind?

Ever experienced your consciousness blinking for a split second like @42irrationalist describes on the screenshot?

I experienced that at 19 after spending yet another night in the woods alone. While the immediate effect of that was somewhat dramatic, it faded away in a few days.

What stayed is the realization that your entire society is built on institutionalized ignorance. You just have no fucking idea what a human is and no desire to find it out either.

Everything I described above is unimportant entry-level stuff. Real fun starts once you spend a decade or two training your mind.

You can't even begin to imagine how incredibly dull and pathetic your lives actually are. Those are not human lives, those are ape lives.

Being born human just to waste your whole existence doing ape shit lmao.

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Y'all are living an extremely limited demo of life. You just don't have what it takes to experience the actual thing.

[albina @enjojoyy]

I just refuse to believe that this is all we get to experience in this life

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Ok, I'll elaborate.

Human mind is marvelous and very few people explore what it's capable of.

If you strain it hard enough, you can find yourself in the deepest pits and on the highest tops.

Ever focused so long and so hard that every single thought becomes physically painful regardless of its content?

Ever became capable of inducing higher-than-orgasm-level pleasure at will and for prolonged periods of time?

Ever learned lucid dreaming well enough to be able to terraform a planet with your mind?

Ever experienced your consciousness blinking for a split second like @42irrationalist describes on the screenshot?

I experienced that at 19 after spending yet another night in the woods alone. While the immediate effect of that was somewhat dramatic, it faded away in a few days.

What stayed is the realization that your entire society is built on institutionalized ignorance. You just have no fucking idea what a human is and no desire to find it out either.

Everything I described above is unimportant entry-level stuff. Real fun starts once you spend a decade or two training your mind.

You can't even begin to imagine how incredibly dull and pathetic your lives actually are. Those are not human lives, those are ape lives.

Being born human just to waste your whole existence doing ape shit lmao.

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Y'all are living an extremely limited demo of life. You just don't have what it takes to experience the actual thing.

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I've discovered the most underappreciated account in tpot.

Follow her. If you limit the number of people you follow, then just unfollow @HSVSphere first.

You know what, unfollow @HSVSphere regardless, it's the easiest way to get a few IQ points back.

[Jen D. @HumanLevelJen]

This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

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@Aron_Adler @enjojoyy wtf do you mean transphobia, I don't give a shit

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I'm going to dethrone the rizz king @ChShersh

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@enjojoyy though in all fairness, if a girl is that beautiful, her dick is at most a minor inconvenience

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@enjojoyy though in all fairness, if a girl is that beautiful, her dick is at most a minor inconvenience

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@enjojoyy ma'am you edited out the dick but forgot to edit out its shadow

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@HSVSphere @devabram this is a very clumsy excuse to let men use your special hole all year round

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@devabram damn mine looks cool, you just can't ruin the aura of that pfp, even by hsvsphering it

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@kerckhove_ts @devabram No, I think there was a GHC bug when StaticPointers were used together with ImplicitParams. Some really obscure shit.

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@devabram @kerckhove_ts I had such issues at work lmao.

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@Cerkoryn @america (it doesn't)

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@razzy_ar @devabram Add pattern synonyms on top and you can't make sense of anything.

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@HSVSphere Only a girl who's into orcs can be my gf.

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Used the phrase "I was told in pro-fem spaces that real women don't look like this" to describe a girl.

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@devabram @lucasMnts Do you want me to tell him how cool unemployment is?

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@piq9117 It is what it is.

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@1Mortrix tell this fucking retard to come back or I'll tell all muscular men to delete their muscular bodies off the Internet

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Ernest Hemingway bet ten dollars that he could write a complete story in just 13 words:

[tetsuo.cpp (no slop) @tetsuo_cpp]

@effectfully Each morning, I search “meep”, sort by latest and stare into the void.

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@BurnZeZ @scheminglunatic I don't remember/know who that was. "Inauthentic behavior" is a ridiculous choice of words.

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What's alcuin's new twitter handle? I miss the yaoyim.