Sandeep Chandramohan

[Sandeep Chandramohan @sandychandro]

@yesdeekay @v1rupa Even I don't remember what my 2009 version looks like.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Loris Karius...

[MR @MarcusRashford]

After years of you standing on the touch line in the cold and rain, Mum we're off to the World Cup! 🦁🦁🦁

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

@kalpenn @kunalnayyar @kumailn Why do you have three accounts?

[BBC @BBC]

🙌 1 year ago today the world became a better place.
#BBCdad

[Victor Godinez @VictorGodinez]

the payoff at the end of this thread is tremendous. https://t.co/JHodpvUrZ1

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

That might be true if banks, landlords, hospitals, schools, telephone & internet companies were prohibited by law from asking for your #Aadhaar number. But any Indian can tell you they're asked for their number by non-government entities––and those companies have databases too. https://t.co/WsKC9wR6sj

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🎹 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. Introducing #Alexis7…
#GGMU #MUFC @Alexis_Sanchez

[BBC @BBC]

Farewell 2017. Thank you for giving us this. 😂

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

Me, “Alexa, make all these people leave my house.”

Alexa, “Playing Nickelback.”

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

We always get each other ironic gifts, my little niece killed it this year.

[SM Hoax Slayer @SMHoaxSlayer]

Good thought. We all agree but this particular photo is of Russian Army.
We are already proud of our soldiers, don't need fake ones to escalate our respect. https://t.co/MWNcgqKMUq

[Tornicles Talks @giftricezw]

At The Embassy For Visa Interview, this is what happened

Officer: Where to in the US?

Me: San Jose

Officer: It's pronounced as San Hosey J is pronounced as H in the US.

Me: Oh, okay!

Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US

Me: from Hanuary to hune or huly

[Sandeep Chandramohan @sandychandro]

@Malachians I cannot fathom the depth of your pain or sadness, but I feel your strength. Stay strong.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Happy 25th anniversary @barackobama. A quarter of a century later, you're still my best friend & the most extraordinary man I know. I 💕 you.

[Froward Jason Would Like Elixir Work @JasnTru]

Reactions to 280-character limit.
US: Huh? Why?
Japan: I can write novels in a tweet now.
Germany: Wow, I can finally fit that 5th word in.

[Sandeep Chandramohan @sandychandro]

This is epic! https://t.co/TZtcV10e7H

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

Thread where I disrespect every flag of every country one by one

The US flag: god it's shite

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