sand

just chattin with myself

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Me pulling up to Bubba’s only to find that every single person on Long Island had the same idea

[mr gaping asshole @mrgapingasshole]

This is huge

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

🐤

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Sorry for setting off the train emergency alarm. I wanted to dry my tongue out the window

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My ChatGPT has theories about you/why you did it/how I can get revenge on all that

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July dump
(and it’s a picture of my poop)

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Throwing up white foam) My foam !

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I’ll take an everything shower with cream cheese pls

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Every day of my life is a never ending battle of: “is this an audience I can whip around?”

[Adam @KoenigAdam]

12 year old me at an all-boys laser tag birthday party

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Thinking ab how I worked at Abercrombie and Fitch freshman year of college but not in a “hot & trendy” way, but in a “couldn’t afford to feed myself” way

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Conor is very smart and is not on Jupiter, but instead, another planet where I will go to fix other things about him. Thank you:)

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My favorite planet is Jupiter bc that’s where boys go to get more stupider and I will go there to fix him.

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Designing a bitmoji is so hard bc she will never embody how perfect I am in real life.

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Having my contacts suggested to me (and vice versa) on social media was the worst thing to ever happen in my life.

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Did you miss the sound of my sweet demonic voice in your head as you read my tweets?

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I love when I’m typing something and a surprise emoji for the word will come up 🆙

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Soup is great because you just heat it up and then boom, soup.

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@dreasevi Stop :(

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Umm that “notify anyway” shit is only okay when I do it