sandy.

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

@emilyisntham bring her to me

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

hey @facebook guess we can’t joke with our friends without getting our accounts banned? 🙄 what a joke

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

I can’t believe in 18 weeks, I’m gonna have a daughter 🥺

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

Men will never understand what it’s like being pregnant and it’s really upsetting bc this shit sucks and they still expect you to be your normal self but how do you do that when you feel like a whole different person?😭

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

“Hey Siri, What’s todays date”

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

Goodnight to everyone except Amber Heard

[Alex Elmslie @ImAllexx]

Amber Heard made her bed, now she can shit in it.

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

She thought no one would believe him. She thought the world would side with her because she’s a woman. MEN CAN BE VICTIMS TOO👏🏼

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

I am an advocate for women.. WHICH IS WHY I am #TeamJohnny .. Amber Heard lied and manipulated so many people. If anyone setback women and victims of DV, it was Amber.

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

some last night inspiration ✨

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

if i ever go missing and y’all put my weight on the missing person post, i ain’t coming back

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

@stonedblanco me tooo😭😭😭 they did bring pong back tho it’s just once a month now

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

just thinking about that time me and @stonedblanco got bored at the bar so we left and got taco bell 😂😂

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

i just watched videos of @paulwesley for the last hour on tik tok and i’m really questioning if i’m actually team damon anymore 🥵🤤

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

yo @dunkindonuts what kind of shit is this? halfway through my coffee that i never took the lid off of and i see this🤢🤢

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

we’re over a year into a pandemic that is rapidly killing people, but the Kardashian’s are out here acting like an unedited pic of one of them is catastrophic 🙄

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

don’t preach about body positivity and then react like this when an unedited picture of you gets posted. you want young girls to look up to you and not be ashamed of themselves and their bodies, yet, you wrote a whole novel that says otherwise🙄

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

❤️

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

@CRIMINALANAT0MY 😂😂 michael too

[sandy. @sandypistorio]

Chapter 46 of America: “Cheeto Incognito”