dream girl

100% high fructose corn syrup

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

fuck working a 9 to 5 I want to hunt and gather

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

sorry didn’t see u there I was too busy farting and shitting and being locked in

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

Uncircumcised 😛❤️😢

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

life is to eat burger

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

Omg hiii twitter

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

no one understands me

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

is it normal to be aroused by your own nudes

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

I’m so online shit ain’t funny

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

Anytime u see me giggling and smiling at my phone it’s at my own tweets

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

Ivy wolk is the new Lena Dunham

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

I would rather regret doing things than regret not doing things

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

why do I always book the cheapest bullshit flights

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

damn almost forgot my body is a brief pause in the entropy of the universe

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

born to chill built to spill

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

White ppl b like can I get a tequila shot #beast

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

White dudes be like hi my name is Elliot Miller

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

I have a bomb

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

Straight

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

Latino men on shark tank be like . Hi

[dream girl @sandytwotime]

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[dream girl @sandytwotime]

I got that Old Testament dumper