lactose intolerant

I don’t tolerate lactose

[K S B @KeyserSozeBluth]

My kid thought she came up with a cute nickname for raccoons 🙃 No little white baby, you can’t be saying that.

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

What is raw denim

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

@theobgms Hi can y’all put The Ends on SoundCloud please

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

can’t smoke w a mf that got poopy diaper syndrome ‼️‼️

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

oh, hark!

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

best part about alcohol is it’s not bad for you at all

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

alright, i’ll talk to my people (my mom) and have them get in touch with your people (your mom) to see if we can make something happen (play date)

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

Starting a work coop so we can reimplement smoking inside

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

The my pleasure shit at chic fil a is creepy

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

Why does impossible meat smell like cat food

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

uwu type shit

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

@seaworld_tm You’re a child of the sun and you don’t even know it

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

Biweekly meaning both twice a week and every other week is the greatest failure of the English language

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

@seaworld_tm Soft

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

Why doesn’t this skort have pockets 🗣️‼️‼️

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

@mtvsjackass yea hey miss you sorry

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

Get politics out of my yogurt

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

don’t tell anyOne or you’ll be just another

[lactose intolerant @sandyvanocur]

complimented the Trader Joe’s cashiers nails and he gave me a free burrito
karma is real