Donald J. Trump

Posting what the sane version of the 45th President of the United States of America 🇺🇸should post

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@CNNPolitics I saw on the news yesterday, this woman with 3 dragons. I've put my best people on the job to contact her and have her lead our efforts!

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@nytimes I wonder if I could get some of those dragons to patrol the border for me??

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@CNN Forget #MayweatherMcGregor I challenge Kimmy to a cage match to the death! Winner takes all!

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@CNNPolitics "I could shoot someone on 5th Ave and not lose voters"

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

I have hired the the night king to be my personal guard. Ironically, dead souls already follow me #GameOfThrones

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

Everyone worried about kids missing out on history with no confederate statues. How about we teach them history? Ed system is a joke rn

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@FoxNews @jessebwatters I'm sorry for giving half wits like this guy courage to speak up. I can do better. I will do better!

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

I encourage peaceful protests! We went to war with Nazi's and did away with confederacy for a reason. Never forget!! #MAGA #Boston

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@ConnieECrawfor1 @ABC No worries! Obama will make a fine addition. I will take all orders from him. He's the only one who knows what to do #MAGA

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@ChrisFalcinelli @CNNPolitics @RepAdamSchiff kinky, I like it. Can you pee on me too??

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@CNNPolitics @RepAdamSchiff Too be fair, I've always come off as mentally unstable. I don't really understand how I got elected in the first place

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@ConnieECrawfor1 @ABC He seems to be the only reasonable one! I did this all as a joke. Went too far. I need presidential experience on my staff

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@ConnieECrawfor1 @ABC I've never believed in God, it was all an act to get votes. I fully believe in a separation of church and state

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@karenmoncur @ABC Darn, I was hoping the education system made the general population a bit more dense. Time for change! #MAGA

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@ConnieECrawfor1 @ABC I've been in contact with Obama to join my staff. He has proven to be a loyal servant to the USA! And a better man than I

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@SantEugene @MSNBC Still fascinating to see how you've turned into something that your parents and grand parents fought and died against

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@SantEugene @MSNBC There has to be some sort of psychological syndrome that developed that wants to turn you into your enemies

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@SantEugene @MSNBC "American's" suddenly wanting to be Nazi's and Russian rulers. I wish I could live 500 years from now to study our interesting culture

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

Of course the statues need to come down! Symbolism of oppression have no place in the hearts of our communities. #takethemdown Sad!

[Donald J. Trump @saneDonaldTrum3]

@AltUSPressSec @ton566 @realDonaldTrump I apologize, I'm just a brittle soul that can't stand anyone opposing my views