Ross Federal 🍁

I'm Ross Federal. I commit federal crimes. I am a federal criminal. / Weezertwt & Tallytwt /‼️MINOR‼️/ Ojibwe + Canadian / Priv: @MyCatWorksA9To5

[Ross Federal 🍁 @saneandgone]

I’m Ross Federal. I commit federal crimes. I am a federal criminal.

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are you guys enjoying the nice, warm, summer weather? CAUSE IM SURE NOT. THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING RAIN. one of the roads northeast of my city got washed out. thats how bad it is.

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@Sunshine_kivi No it's ok I swear

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how much blood can you spit up before it becomes a concerning amount

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@Sunshine_kivi why do you think....

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i have a songs from the black hole au idea...
what if they actually found intelligent life on Nomis. and its full of really cool shapeshifting aliens.
but when the Betsy II crew heads home, they find that one of the aliens has replaced Jonas...

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@galacticMolotov i didnt know you were into alien stage enniu,,,

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@galacticMolotov Oh My God It's Even Worse Than I Thought

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@jaackrabbot norman is my grandpa's name

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i might change my middle name to Gaylord.

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@galacticMolotov ok but what do you mean by irishslop cause im thinking irish folk music but its probably Not That

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@jaackrabbot nerd

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@jaackrabbot my middle name is too boring. and too french.

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faking my own death on ao3 not bc i used ai but bc i don't know how to finish the multiple chapter au i started

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i have mastered the art of the double kick... i will become the most unstoppable drummer

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how do i Make my parents take me To the Doctor . i am withering away from lack of iron i need a blodo tes.t pe,ase. please.

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new chapter of The Fic out now...
you guys should read it i think. thatd be cool of you guys

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I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING MOSQUITO BITES. I ONLY WENT OUTSIDE FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES!!

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last night i had a dream that Enniu (@galacticMolotov) got involved in a money laundering scandal...

do all dreams really have meanings or do they just say that

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@TalIyHaII may I participate