Samantha Sanford

[King Coop🇯🇲 @kingcooplives]

Am I single? Am I in a relationship? Am I hoeing? Am I heartbroken? Find out on the next episode of “ I JUST BE POSTING SHIT “ 🙃🙃

[r o r y @RoryKramer]

this isolation has me depressed.

[bradreason.bsky.social @BradReason]

Canada just passed their stimulus... $8,000 per person - $2k per month for four months...

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Me irl

[Ezekiel Acosta @Aco98Rain]

If you think you have Covid-19 DO NOT TAKE IBUPROFEN, there is a correlation between the pill, the disease and those who are dying from the two. Covid-19 thrives of this pill, retweet to save lives.

If you have a headache or fever, take Acetaminophem instead (Tylenol)

[dylan @DYLANC0NN0R]

I’m bored I want a child

[ash @luv333ly]

tested positive for being

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Tested positive for giving good head

[sav @averagecupofjo]

i truly don’t understand how couples cuddle while they sleep. give your partner a kiss goodnight and turn opposite directions like an adult

[justin @farringt0n]

if you knew me 3+ years ago no you didn’t

[Boomer @brandonboomer5]

so if college kids get claimed by their parents as a dependent they aren’t eligible for the $1,200 stimulus package and since they aren’t under 16 they don’t get the $500 child credit either, not to mention most college kids are jobless right now. how is this ok?

[Brendon Johnson @BrendonJohnsonn]

let your love be the loudest thing about you

[❤️‍🔥OWEN❤️‍🔥 @xowenm]

omg just took my temperature

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

oh to be a duck held in the palm of someone’s hand in front of a field of sunflowers