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he/him | I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them. //: Never TECHNO for an answer

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I haven’t tweeted in over a year bc I found myself on Threads but someone on Grindr recently told me that they read my tweets and I was “funny assl”

🥹

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@THINGEO What’s his @ lmaoooo

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@lon_peralta Omg nooooooooooooooooo

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@fitnessgayz When TV show dads look more like your peers than the protagonists do. 😭

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Sheesh.

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The DJ: “How’s everyone doing?”
The crowd: “Wooooo!”

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@lon_peralta Omg that's not common knowledge but it's true lmao

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@haejee *checks time stamps to make sure it wasn’t when you were with me* 💀

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New goodbye phrase:

“Smooches to your gooches” 😛

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Lmao @haejee I’m sure you can woo a man like this

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what a flex

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Help. My Uber driver/his car smells like ball-sweat and even though the windows are open, I’ve already gagged a couple times. 🤢

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Lmao. I’m gagged.

I just found out my neighbor is connected to my Alexa from when he was at one of my parties and so now whenever my music is too loud and I happen to be looking at my phone, I see that the volume is turned down, but it’s not even me pressing it. 😮

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Indian guy told me that I’m not Asian. Wut lol

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@haejee @lilautumnvertt @MyHandsRatedE Lmao stfu thank you tho

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Faceless profile on #Grindr: “Hey”
Me: “Face pic?”
FpoG: “Suck my dick.”
Me: “Literally or figuratively? Bc I asked for a face pic”

And then he blocked me lmao

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@conzo0311 @ConservativeKTM 👏🏽 giving the gays what we want 👏🏽

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Entering my Plant Daddy Era with this Monst Era

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@benyahr Hi. I’m available. 😏

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Lmao I’m giggling bc I can’t believe this line (although I’d say it was low hanging fruit) actually worked. He’s cute. Wish me luck!

#DatingInMy30s