Pup-shaped Cat

Is it not beyond reason to wonder if I was once a sheep… until a prolonged deprivation of eep gently reshaped my being into just “SH”?

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

@andteamjo what’s with those dark circles around yer eyes? debuting in korea got my oniicom so busy he forgot what sleep is? 😭

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

@INTLRPFESS ooh seems like we’re on the same mission then! why don’t we help each other out?

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

@RPWORLDFESS AM I LATE? neeways, i’ll be super sulky if you say you don’t know my MBTI. spoiler tho, it’s PDGI. take a guess hyung, quick! it’s basically the blueprint of my whole being.

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

@INTLRPFESS minju noona giving apples to make friends? wait that’s sooo applejack-coded. guess i’ll be rainbow dash so i can fly by and snatch one! 😆🌈💨

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

@INTLRPFESS oh my goosh, halloween summoned a wizard? 😯 can you maybe teach me how to make a felix felicis potion? i’ll be a good student and won’t blow anything up, promise! '-')b

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

@INTLRPFESS hi gawonie noona! tmi of the day: i just announced my group’s fandom name, it’s called allyz! sounds lovely rite? what do ya think?

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

@RPWORLDFESS daraeggi hyung, didn’t you have blonde hair just now? 🤯 that wasn’t you? or did i just hallucinate the whole thing again

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

it’s okay though, we’ve signed a peace treaty. now he’s my official 🫧 emotional support 🫧 fluffball. enemies to soulmates arc complete!

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

say hi to my lil cotton rival— i mean guardian, baekgu 2.0! 🐩 at first we were beefing ‘cause who told him he could outcute me? i said “hi, you’re so cute!” and he said NOTHING (the audacity). i tried beating him in a selca battle with puppy-eyes, but yeah… failed miserably.

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

no costume, no pumpkin, just me cupping my cmeeks so they survive another day without getting pinchi-pinched! ó_ò everyone’s moved on from the candy rush, but i think i’ll stay here a lil longer. sweet things deserve an extension, don’t they?

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

spooktober’s gone and i didn’t scare a single soul… unless you count this pouty patootie puppy-kitty haunting your timeline {boo!} 👻

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

2+2=4, but when i tried calculating how much i adore you guys, my brain just gave me ∞ and a headache. ☝️(🌀🌀 math’s not my thing, love apparently is! :P neeways, happy tutu (+ a few days, i guess?) sawwy if i missed the timing, i tried counting it myself but got lost after 5.

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

also, you do love me, right? maybe a tiny little click wouldn’t hurt? :‹ no pressure, though. i’ll just stand here doing my capitalism-approved pout. sidenote: stop falling for the sanghyeon is baby pig propaganda please! ㅠ-ㅜ no more calling me aegi dweji, ‘kay? i’m gaenyangi.

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

you know what i realized today? capitalism’s actually kinda sneaky. she’s that “coquette but secretly the demon king” meme. acts all shy while making you spend money you swore you didn’t have on things you don’t even need. 🤯 insane… are we losing wars against coquette demons?

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

neeways, speaking of… totally unrelated things {totally!} our early bird membership only has three days left! i’m not saying you should join, rebellion against capitalism is cool and all. but like, we kinda worked really hard on it and it’d be tragic if no one saw. ૮꒰ “ . . ꒱ა

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

this is the swicy balance i warned you about.

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

same face, different game. a tiny curve of a smile and it’s sweet again (swicy, actually). ♥️

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

so what happens when sweet starts turning a little spicy? maybe you looked at someone else and that’s why i stopped smiling (just for a sec). thought i’d stay the smiley kid forever? nah, look again. maybe i just grew into the kind of face that makes you forget how to breathe.

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

grr… the forever-hungry ouppy kibty’s in deep thoughts >^..^< 💬 (a.k.a “why no snacks yet? this is a crisis” face). my stomach’s louder than my brain rite neow, and this carrot pen’s somehow looking real edible. do i write with it or dip it in ramyeon? decisions, decisions… 🥕

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

reading it felt like meeting my past self again, trainee sanghyeon really had no idea what was coming! even if my name wasn’t on the awards list {boohoo!} the real prize is the people i met and the memories i made 🌟 i’ll work hard so ALD1 can keep saying, “that’s our maknae!” :3

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

vroom vroom! 🚗💨 wanna ride down memory lane with me? the ‘Behind the Drive’ is here! https://t.co/JChoy2kIOZ hop in, i saved you the passenger seat. let’s wander through those ‘After; Journey’ moments once more! 🎈

[Pup-shaped Cat @sanghyyon]

you can probably tell how happie-happie i was that day (and how loud xD). every moment felt like a piece of sunshine i could pocket forever! while walking around the exhibition, i found my old diary again and got all emotional because wow, it was weirdly heart-fluttering.