Sangwani

[Sangwani @sangwa]

UK Parliament: Exempt Malawi from International English Tests - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/3ibwjjpxfR via @Change

[Dogecoin Papi @KingAimez]

You shouldn't argue with a female same way you shouldn't try to explain maths to your dog

[Sangwani @sangwa]

U haven't lost ur smile at all, it's right under ur nose. u jst forgot it was there.

[Words @wordstionary]

Smiling at the people who dislike you just to piss them off even more.

[Words @wordstionary]

Right person, wrong time.

[Sangwani @sangwa]

When you get mad and suddenly catch a ghetto accent.

[Sangwani @sangwa]

Better late than never, but never late is better

[Sangwani @sangwa]

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it

[Sangwani @sangwa]

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love

[Sangwani @sangwa]

@philtheagony0 Has Cartman ever kissed a girl?

[Sangwani @sangwa]

@SkybandMalawi up to 512kbps

[♡♡♡ @QuoteMyLife_]

"You're so ugly!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today." "...."

[Words @wordstionary]

I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D.

[Sangwani @sangwa]

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking?

[Sangwani @sangwa]

My graduation speech: "First, I'd like to thank Google. Secondly, I'd like to thank Copy and Paste. Thirdly, I'd like to thank the creators.

[Sangwani @sangwa]

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.

[Sangwani @sangwa]

that feeling when you Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. ˆ⌣ˆ

[Sangwani @sangwa]

I hate it when I try to hug someone sexy but I end up head-butting the mirror. :p