sanity free mama

i pretend I'm eating biscuits cause I haven't got time for a proper lunch but that's not true I just love biscuits and tea ☕️☕️☕️

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

1) Nationalists are not the nation.
2) Nationalists regularly tell me to get out.
3) The word is 'renowned', but thanks.

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Has a job interview.....a proper one for been in the real world again...that requires slightly smarter attire than jeans covered in snot

[FiveMinutesPieceCafe @5minutespiece]

Only 9 sleeps until our Christmas craft market at the Croft hall, hungerford #homemade #crafts #christmas #decorations #gifts #localbusiness

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

If I don't put it into @MyFitnessPal do the calories still count? #allthecakes

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Feeling very smug about finishing my Christmas shopping 🎅🏼🎄🍾start again in the January sales #tightarse

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Do you want shepherds pie Harriet? Nor I've decided I hate it so toddle ooh not having it #attitude #stinks

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Adulting is hard.

[FiveMinutesPieceCafe @5minutespiece]

Our next craft market is coming up soon! Saturday November 26th at the Croft hall #hungerford 10-2 #crafts #livemusic #homemade #christmas

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

I want to draw a picture of Coventry, then scrumple it up and put it in the bin......that's how much I hate Coventry. Righto Harriet 💆

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Going to the bathroom alone? Re-think your life mam

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

@charlesworthjim I only get 1200 calories a day I'm not wasting my energy moving 😂

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Got the @MyFitnessPal app ready to get back in skinny jeans in time for New York🗽the ghost of pizza past will be haunting me 🍕😱

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

@mommyandrory1 @Costco cooked chickens and 5kg bags of grated cheese for us 🙌

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Sit closer to me.... you have to your my mam and I'm your queen! As you command! 👑

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

A baby shower game where all the guests mash up bags of Cheerios & sprinkle the cereal dust on your gifts. Because that is your life now.

[Kim Tate @StuffedSuitcase]

"You have a right and RESPONSIBILITY to be as good to YOU as you are to everyone else in your life" #BeachesMoms @goodenufmother

[FiveMinutesPieceCafe @5minutespiece]

Cutting out free children's crafts for our craft market tomorrow @ Croft hall 10-2 #hungerford #crafts #shoplocal #talentedlocals #market

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Littlest one is still getting up a 5am #standard but the bigger one is starting to have a sleep in!!! 6:40am is a bonus! 🤗

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Lots of talented local crafters and artists! This Saturday! #hungerford #westberks #crafts #homemade #localtalent

[sanity free mama @sanityfreemama]

Today is a day for spaghetti hoops and ikea meatballs with a blanket on your head -we've all been there #halfterm