Emily

I’m like if Albert Camus and Mr Beast had a baby but Mr Beast refuses to pay child support so Albert Camus takes up alcoholism (again)

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From ages 8-10, I had a deep resentment towards my parents for not owning a deep frier

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@wewantwilly A camel will go through the eye of a needle before someone who plays golf enters the Kingdom of Heaven

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In a sense
Innate cents
Innocence

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When I call someone “bro” and they think it’s short for brother but it’s really short for broccoli